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Ordering for the Bright Side Candle’s January Trope Box: Marriage of Convenience featuring a special hard cover edition of Cold Hard Cash is LIVE!

UPDATED ORDERING WINDOW: Ordering will be open January 12th @ 12 PM EST – January 31st 11:59 PM EST!

The single book options are limited and WILL SELL OUT.

The full box with all three books WILL BE AN OPEN PREORDER.

ORDER HERE!

𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕍𝕒𝕦𝕝𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘…

K.L. Hiers and Mozzarus Scout are launching a brand new and absolutely taboo account over at Ream Stories!

Come join us for all new steamy tales we’ve pulled from our Vault of Filth with weekly updates and guaranteed depravity. These are encounters way too hot for the ‘Zon and Patreon, and you’ll only be able to read them on Ream!

As some of you know, I don’t have the best luck with my taboo content. I’ve been booted from Amazon, Smashwords, and have previously received a lovely warning from Patreon. So! Mozz and I are creating our very own Ream world where we can safely share all our naughtiest content without any fear of reprisal.

We’ll be starting off with one story that updates on every Friday and hopefully adding another that will update every other Monday ish before the end of the month is over. Content will feature lots of taboo and fun smutty things like non-con/dub-con, somno, forced feminization, lingerie and toys, and even some c#st.

We hope you guys check it out! <333

THE VAULT on Ream Stories

Hey it’s time for the magical rambling schedule post I warned you all about! Enjoy a peek at the upcoming madness for this year! xD

1. Ready To Cash Out

As of this posting, I’m a few chapters into this WIP about Boss Cold’s half-brother. I had originally wanted this done by the end of last year but bahhh life, sickness, holidays, rawrghhh. I am planning to get it out asap so hopefully uh Feb/March-ish. Somewhere in there.

It depends on 1) how fast I finish, 2) how fast my beloved proofreader can proof, and then 3) up to my publisher to do their thing. Feb/March is probably a bit too early tbh with everything that has to happen, but that’s my tentative brain guess right now. Hopeful brain guess? Very hopeful. xD

2. Untitled – Boss Cold and Jimmy Book

YUP. ITS THE END. THE LAST BOOK /SOBSSSS! As soon as I finish Ready To Cash Out, I am jumping right into the final book for Boss Cold and Jimmy. This is it. It is time to say bye-bye to my very first boys and I’m sad but excited. I struggled a lot with finishing this series for a lot of reasons, some of them a bit too personal to get into soooo we won’t go there, but please know I never wanted to write anything for Jimmy and Cold until I knew I was actually ready. <333

I’m ready now and as bittersweet as it is, I’m really proud of what I’ve done. Hell, I can see how much my writing has improved since Cold Hard Cash, and the series seriously got better and better as I went. So, eee, that’ll be out March/April-ish? I am not sure. Depends on how fast I write the other book, this book, and dealing with whatever else the universe decides to throw at me. X_X

3. 13 Days of Monsters Making Love: Volume 2

Yeahhh! The sweet and steamy monsters are coming back for another round! Mozzarus Scout and I have already been hard at work brewing up another batch of sexy sweet monsters for you guys to enjoy! We’re hopinggg for a February 14th release date but eeeek! We’ll see if we can make it! If not, we’ll just roll it out as soon as we can. We’ll make up a new holiday. Official Monster Fucking Day or something idek. xD

4. La Famiglia Mostro

Once I leave the mafia land of Strassen Springs, I will be returning to Somerstown for another heaping dose of monster mobsters! Sariel is technically next unless I totally change my mind because I’m really torn about how to handle the outline for this series. If I do Brother/Side Character/Brother/Side etc with one final book for Lou and Neil, that’s NINE books. That would be another crazy ass long series like Sucker For Love. X_X

I considered splitting up the series into TWO–one for the brothers and then one for the side peeps, but I’m afraid that’s going to be confusing because the overall storyline affects all the characters. SO UHHHH it’s either gonna be Sariel or Mr. Heiss next and either one or two series. WE SHALL SEE WHAT HAPPENS! xD xD xD

4. Semi-Secret Daddy and Serial Killer Boy

This is a sexy ol’ book that Mozz and I wrote for fun and we think it’s pretty damn awesome. The only issue is that we never finished it. I wouldn’t say it’s much of a secret technically but is very near and dear to our wicked little hearts. Because of the length (even without the ending!), there is a chance that it may have to be released as a duology but we shall see! Once we finish up Monsters Making Love, I thinkkk this is gonna be our next project together.

Unless we get distracted by something shiny. ^^;;

A legit concern!

5. Super Secret Squirrel Mafia Series

A few of you already know about this because I am terrible at keeping secrets and I’m SO EXCITED. Also, I know I said earlier I didn’t want to start another series but uh I meant that I didn’t want to start another one ALONE! YEAH! HA! Me and my dear Mozz are going to start cooking up something wonderful and very naughty, and YES, it will be set in the Cold Hard Cash universe.

So, as I’ve discussed in other blog posts, we will see Boss Cold and Jimmy again. It will be as cameos in this new series, plus some other familiar faces from the CHC world. It’s never goodbye! Just a see ya later! <333

That’s all I can say for meow though, but that will be coming soooon. Summer-ish, I think. Yeah.

6. Super Secret Squirrel Collab Project

Shhh. It’s a secret. That’s all I can say. Oh! And it will be a monster romance coming out this fall. xD

7. Goddammit Robots

I have literally had the cover for I don’t even know how long, and the book is WRITTEN. It’s literally WRITTEN and I have been dragging ass on editing it for like three years because REASONS. Real talk is that I’ve grown a tonnn as an author since writing it and I’m really unhappy with it now. The plot, the character development, the smut, the everything. There is an insane part of me that really, really wants to start over completely from scratch but omfg who knows. I am super determined to get it done finally so the cover will stop taunting me.

Or it will just roll over… for another year. WE SHALL SEE! xD xD xD

8. Spooky Short Story Thingie

There. That’s it. Another secret surprise thingie that will most likely be a monster romance. xD

9. Spooky Short Story Thingie #2

This is going to be confusing, but just hear me out! I have two awesome ideas for a secret project spooky short story, but I can’t decide which one I want to use for what. So I am going to write BOTH! One will released as a free short for my newsletter later on this year and the other will be released as part of a secret anthology thingie. Confused? ITS OKAY ME TOO! I really love both ideas and not sure which one is gonna end up fitting better for the anthology thingie so uhhhh we’ll see! I may be just as surprised as you guys! xD xD xD

10. All That Glitters

This is an old short story I plan to release as a newsletter freebie! You can actually find it upon my Patreon right now, but the eventual plan is to spruce it up a bit, release it as a newsletter freebie, and then Shoulda Swiped Left will go out to the Amazon pasture as other newsletter shorts have before! The preorder is up meow so keep your eyeballs peeled for All That Glitters coming to youuuuu!

You’ll be able to read it on my blog or download it through my newsletter! <333

11. 8 Days of Monstrous Pride

June! You know what’s up. <333

The theme is going to be stories inspired by colors of the Monster Fucker pride flag. Now, there are several versions of this flag with various meanings, but I’m going to most likely use the one I first encountered on Tumblr! More on that later and what charity I’ll be raising money for later, darlings! <333

12. 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 4

As always, this will be a sexy sexyyyy release for Halloween from me and Mozzie, and it will only available to preorder and purchase through my website.

13. Here Comes Santer Claus

This will also be available as a newsletter freebie as soon as the anthology comes out of KU (March? I think? I need to check on that oops). I plan to edit it and add slash expand upon it before releasing it as a little novella later this year for the holidays!

14. I’m Forgetting Something

Probably. xD

Also keep in mind that this list isn’t exactly chronological. I edit stuff, write my own stuff, and write stuff with Mozz at the same time, so there’s really no telling what’s actually going to get done when except for the things I can’t tell you.

Yes, that’s intentionally vague. Some projects have release dates, some do not, and I can’t say which is which yet. xD xD xD

15. Other Fun Stuff!

Mozzarus Scout and I have launched our very own Ream for super taboo content, there is a new special edition of one of my mafia books coming soon through the super awesome Brightside Candles, and uhhhh LOTS OF NEW STUFF! I will not be doing any cons this year due to my physical health and still feeling the strain of traveling so much last year agh! There is also a super cool and super sexy project that I will be announcing soon to celebrate the end of the Cold Hard Cash series so keep your eyeballs peeled for that toooo as soon as I have more info!

I’m super, SUPER excited for all the things and here’s hoping 2024 kicks a super megaton of booty!

As always, you can stalk me over at Patreon to see what I’m up to and all my socials! <333

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Kat

Shoulda Swiped Left: Preorder Now! 01-24-2024

13 Days of Monsters Making Love: Volume 2: Preorder Now! 02-14-2024

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Current Projects

Ready To Cash Out: 3/25

13 Days of Monsters Making Love: 3/13

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Hello, darlings! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HOLY CRAP was 2024 absolutely incredible?! Two films I wrote the scripts for were nominated for AVN awards, I received a ton of GoodReads nominations, I released lots of fun bookies and even more fun bookies with my pal Mozzarus Scout, we put together a coloring book and a dicktionary with Bobbie Frye and Harle Haunts, and omggg! I can barely freakin’ believe everything that happened and it was truly and utterly amazing!

Now it’s time for another round of careful plotting and meticulous planning for the following twelve months that will almost certainly spontaneously catch on fire and explode as I have this very, veryyy bad habit of going completely off the rails. 

Oops. XD 

Because my schedule post is gonna SUPER LONGGGG, I’ve decided to stick it in another post just in case you guys don’t want to read it. It’s gonna be long. Did I mention long? Soooo longgggg. xD I can tell you that my current projects are going well, I’m excited to see what else pops up, anddd there will be a new freebie for my newsletter later on this month!

It’s called All That Glitters and it’s got con artists and psychic fakery and of course smut! Just like with my other freebies, it will also be posted on my blog for your reading pleasure but you can only download it if you join my newsletter.

Current subscribers of course will automatically get the download link when it’s ready to go. Also! If you haven’t already, go ahead and grab your free copy of Shoulda Swiped Left. That is coming off my newsletter and being released on Amazon on January 24th! XD

I’ll be posting more about the newsletter stuff in a few weeks anddddd OH I’ll be part of a shiny book box with ordering opening up January 12-19th! More on that asap! I am so so soooo excited for you guys to seeeee! Trust that my mafia fans will be very pleasedddd. <333

As always, you can keep up with everything I’m doing by stalking me on social media and you’re welcome to check out my current WIP plus bonus scenes and more over on Patreon!

Need more? Hey, I got you! Me and Mozzarus Scout have just launched our very own Ream! This will be exclusively for taboo content with weekly updates of only the most wicked and naughty stories! We hope you come join us and check it out!

Thank you so much for everything you do. I say it all the time, but I seriously could not do this without you guys.

All my love!

Kat

Woohoo! It’s release dayyy! Twelve Days of Squidmas is here!

Jack Marsh has twelve days to pull off the perfect Christmas.

Even though his beloved grandmother has just passed, his rotten family is expecting him to host in her place. He already hated this time of year, and now he has to decorate, bake cookies, wrap presents, and create a delicious holiday feast.

Enter Xorvash, an interdimensional tentacle creature from another plane of existence. Thanks to a minor kitchen mishap, Xorvash comes crashing into Jack’s life and promises to do the impossible. Jack suspects Xorvash’s interest in him goes far beyond merely wanting to help him deck the halls, and he’s having trouble resisting Xorvash’s unique charms. With some luck and a sprinkle of holiday magic, Jack might get some sweet tentacle romance for Christmas—plus a little miracle or two.

Twelve Days of Squidmas is part of the Tinsel and Tentacles multi-author collaboration and a complete standalone. Expect to find a grumpy human and a sunshine tentacle creature, lots of silly snark, smexy tentacle times, and a magical happily ever after.

This is my sweet and steamy entry in the tentacular multi-author collaborative series, Tinsel & Tentacles! Be sure to check out the rest of this amazing lineup and give yourself a whole heaping tonnn of sexy tentacles for the holidays!

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3: Available Now!

13 Days of Monsters Making Love: Available Now!

O Deadly Night: Volume 2: Available Now!

Twelve Days of Squidmas: Preorder Now! 12/15/2023

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Current Projects

Twelve Days of Squidmas: 10/10 (editing)

Ready To Cash Out: (outlining!)

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Hello, darlings! Happy December!

If you’re reading this on GR, I apologize for any wonky things! I have only just figured out that I can link my blog to my GR profile because I am a silly kat and sooo hopefully this is working! xD xD xD

O Deadly Night: Volume 2 is HERE! This special dark anthology is an amazing collection of spooky and scary MM stories that will benefit It Gets Better, a charity that focuses on helping LGBTQ+ youth all around the world. It’s LIVE and available for purchase as an ebook, paperback, or to read in KU! Check it out!

Let’s seeee uh what’s newwww OH YES SO you know how 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3 is available for purchase directly from my website? WAIT BECAUSE THERES NOW MORE!

You can snag the Official Dicktionary and Coloring Book Companion with art by the fabulous Rose Moth Art! Trust me that these are both very NSFW sooo I can’t really share much oops but it’s full of big ol’ monster peens. Lots and lots of monster peens. xD xD xD

Oh oh oh and don’t forget about my book in the amazing holiday collab, Tinsel and Tentacles! Twelve Days of Squidmas is coming out December 15th WOO! While I absolutely enjoyed this quirky lil’ holiday story, I am definitely taking a break from tentacles for a while! Especially now that I’m headed back to ol’ Strassen Springs…

YUPPP. That’s right! ITS COLD HARD CASH TIME!

As I’ve babbled about in other bloggy posts, first up is the book about Cold’s brother. The one he doesn’t know about hahahaaa! This will be a standalone title like A Quick Buck, but still very smexy and dark and wheeee! I’m pretty excited for it. Once that’s done, I will be moving on to the very last book for Cold and Jimmy. <333

It’s sooo bittersweet and insane and ahhhh I can’t believe it’s gonna be over soon. EEEEEK

But hey! Never fearrr! I do have plans for a new mafia series set in the CHC world and we will def see Jimmy and Cold again, even if it’s just brief cameos here and there. I have loved writing them so much, but I am also ready to move on to new stories and characters and agghhhh all the thingsss!

I don’t have a lot of concrete plans for writing in 2024. I have ONE special super secret collab project that I’ll be diving into after Cold Hard Cash is wrapped up, plus something a little serial killer-y with my pal Mozzie, and hmmm.

(We don’t talk about Robots no no noooo xD We don’t talk about Robotssss)

Oh DUH of course getting back to La Famiglia Mostro! xD

After some planning and plotting, I thinkkk the brothers will stick to this series so Mr. Heiss will be next. I will plot out another series for the side characters like Sariel and blah blah blah but WHEW I do not want to write another nine book series. As of right now. LFM should be FIVE books. xD JUST FIVE I SWEAR! XD

Uhhh let’s see. That might be it for now! As I said, I haven’t actually sat down and plotted out my writing schedule for 2024 just yet pfffffft but sooooon!

As always, you can check out the latest WIP action over on my Patreon! Thanks so much for your support and love! I hope everyone has a lovely holidayyyy and I will see you guys next year! <333

-Kat

IT’S HERE! O Deadly Night: Volume 2 is LIVE!

O Deadly Night is back, and this time the happiest season of all is hiding even more secrets.

So you better watch out. I’ll tell you why. The lights don’t twinkle as bright where the villains hide. And there’s no comfort and joy to be found in the darkness, even if it is the holiday season.

Join several dark MM authors as they once again explore the darker half of the holidays while also spreading cheer and support to LGBTQ youth.

O Deadly Night Volume 2 is a Dark MM anthology with all proceeds to be donated to It Gets Better with a foreword from Mozzarus Scout, organizer’s note by Faith Ryan, and featuring stories by:

Alex J. Adams, Sean Azinsalt, Bey Deckard, Abrianna Denae, Elouise R East, MJ Green, K.L. Hiers, Alexis Jane, Briar Kearney, Leigh Kenzie, Davidson King, Reese Knightley, Duckie Mack, R. Phoenix & Adara Wolf, Jack L. Pyke, and Remi Varlow!

PURCHASE NOW!

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3: Available Now!

13 Days of Monsters Making Love: Available Now!

O Deadly Night: Volume 2: Preorder Now! 11/14/2023

Twelve Days of Squidmas: Preorder Now! 12/15/2023

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Current Projects

Twelve Days of Squidmas: 3/10 (writing)

CHC Untitled: (outlining)

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Hello, darlings! Happy November!

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3 is LIVE and now available for purchase directly from my website! OH BUT WAIT you can also preorder a copy of the Official Dicktionary and Coloring Book Companion with art by the fabulous Rose Moth Art! I can’t share much here but uhhh just trust me that both of these are VERY NSFW! XD

13 Days of Monsters Making Love is also available over in Amazon land if you’re into more fluffy and sweat steamy stories! We’re hopingggg to have another set of Monsters Making Love ready for this coming Valentine’s Day so eeee keep your fingers and toes and whatever crossed! <333

OH YEAH and because someone (clearly not me) lost track of the days with their double releases…

O Deadly Night: Volume 2 is coming out in TWO DAYS!

This special dark anthology is an amazing collection of spooky and scary MM stories that will benefit It Gets Better, a charity that focuses on helping LGBTQ+ youth all around the world. Check it outttt!

Don’t forget that I also have a book coming out next month in the amazing holiday collab Tinsel and Tentacles! My book is called Twelve Days of Squidmas, and it’s gonna be about a grumpy human and a sunshine tentacle beast trying to pull off the perfect Christmas together! What could possibly go wrong? XD

My work load is gonna slow a bit over the winter months, but don’t worrrry. As soon as I finish Squidmas, I am headed off into Cold Hard Cash land to finish the final two bookies. As always, you can check out the latest WIP action over on my Patreon! Thanks so much for your support and love! Seriously could not do this without you guys! <333

-Kat

Happy Halloween, my darlings! To celebrate this spookiest of days, we have a DOUBLE release! That’s right! Both 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3 and 13 Days of Monsters Making Love are LIVE! <333

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13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3

Explore this collection of thirteen unique tales inspired by two-sentence horror stories with deliciously depraved spice, from creeping cryptids to fantastical aliens, wicked undead fiends, and exciting new nightmares to haunt your dreams. 

-A young man obsessed with horror movies chanting a local urban legend’s name into a mirror yields a most unexpected result. 

-Putting two dead bodies in the trunk of a car is bad enough, but waking up to find one of them missing is an absolute nightmare.

-A mysterious new customer claims he knows a shy restaurateur’s secret ingredient, and no one is what they appear to be. 

-The sole heir to an eccentric relative’s collection is in for some surprises when he discovers the antiques have a life of their own. 

…And many more!

Available for purchase exclusively on SHOPIFY!

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13 Days of Monsters Making Love

Enjoy this collection of thirteen romantic tales inspired by two-sentence horror stories with sweet passion and love blooming between men and monsters.

-Seeing grim reapers is strange, but dating one is even stranger.

-A gentle scarecrow in trouble wishes to woo his kind rescuer.

-Looking for love is tough for a spirit trapped in the pages of an old book.

-The search for a local cryptid brings unexpected romance for a paranormal investigator.

…And many more!

Available on AMAZON!