Hello, darlings! Check out these amazing new swag bundles up for preorder now! Each one includes some of the art you already know and love plus new chibis, keychain, and gorgeous art prints (including a new scalding hot NSFW one coming veryyy soon!). <333
I’m also teaming up with the amazing Feral Heart Clubs to create a special roll-on perfume inspired by Boss Cold himself! This might be the one item I am the most excited about to be honest ahahaaa! xD
You have the options to order the bundles as SFW or NSFW, with paperback or hardcover, or just the bundles on their own if you’d like! These will be limited to *25* total bundles at this time! So, don’t delay and order nowww! <333
(Shipping will start late October / early November! Keep your eyeballs peeled on my socials and the bundle listing for manufacturing/production updates!)
When you owe money to a powerful mafia kingpin, you find a way to pay it back or you get hurt, and the only thing twenty-six-year-old Jimmy Poe has to offer a man like Boss Cold is himself. Cold agrees to give Jimmy a chance to have his debt cancelled, but it will mean surrendering his body to Cold’s rough, ruthless demands every night until the very last penny has been repaid.
Over the coming days, Jimmy learns what it means to be truly mastered, and Cold’s stern dominance arouses him far more intensely than he would have thought possible. But as their business arrangement grows into a romance, can Cold keep Jimmy safe in his dangerous world?
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That’s right! Cold Hard Cash is BACK with a brand new second edition! It has a fresh edit for quality and some minor content has been added to the story you all already know and love! Like, you know, a certain somebody losing a finger hence why I’ve always lovingly called this the Nine-Fingered C*nt Edition! XD
Plus there’s a 6k steamy new epilogue for you all to enjoy! <333
Be on the look out for more new surprises very, very sooooon.
Indy Summers is no stranger to the world of monsters hidden within Somerstown. After selling his soul to save himself, he has come to know many quite intimately.
Specializing in entertaining the supernatural has given him a special notoriety. He is highly sought after and always booked, though he longs for a connection beyond the physical. His circumstances don’t offer much room for romance, so he’s settled for being grateful to be alive and still fabulous.
That is until a strange man gives him a magical ring that he can’t get off, a ring that countless fiends are now after to claim its powers for their own.
Including the dreaded demon mob boss, Mr. Heiss.
Mr. Heiss will stop at nothing to seize the ring for himself, and Indy is along for the ride until they can figure out how to remove it. The attraction is instant but so is the tension, and Indy might have found the one monster immune to his charms. As danger unfolds, the lines blur and Indy finds himself growing closer to Mr. Heiss in unexpected ways. There’s a chance he wants something from Indy more valuable than any artifact, his body, or even his soul:
Seymour Madison has come to Somerstown to settle his estranged father’s estate. He’s been busy coasting through life and keeping things simple with no attachments, no relationships, and zero desire to create either.
But then his father’s lawyer turns out to be a robot god, some hot faeries want him to find a missing head, and the cute guy he met at the cemetery is an angel who works for a monster mafia.
Oh, and there’s the adorable kitty cat girl who eats people whole.
Complicated is an understatement.
Sariel is a literal angel, but there’s something terrifying lurking beneath his heavenly form. He’s a prisoner of a demon who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, and Seymour is soon caught between a rebelling faction and the city’s ruling family of monsters. He is drawn to Sariel in a way he’s never felt before, and for the first time, he has something worth fighting for…
Hey! Come see me and DL Wainright at Dragon Con andddd get some books! We’ll be at Tairen’s Lair and we got scary monsters, sexy monsters, scary sexy monsters, and they’re aaaall queer af <333
You can place a preorder too! Remember — I will not be able to bring ALL my books/merch (I have a lot okay) so if there is a book or whatever that you really want, order it now or ask me if I’ll have it. xD;;;
Indy Summers is no stranger to the world of monsters hidden within Somerstown. After selling his soul to save himself, he has come to know many quite intimately.
Specializing in entertaining the supernatural has given him a special notoriety. He is highly sought after and always booked, though he longs for a connection beyond the physical. His circumstances don’t offer much room for romance, so he’s settled for being grateful to be alive and still fabulous.
That is until a strange man gives him a magical ring that he can’t get off, a ring that countless fiends are now after to claim its powers for their own.
Including the dreaded demon mob boss, Mr. Heiss.
Mr. Heiss will stop at nothing to seize the ring for himself, and Indy is along for the ride until they can figure out how to remove it. The attraction is instant but so is the tension, and Indy might have found the one monster immune to his charms. As danger unfolds, the lines blur and Indy finds himself growing closer to Mr. Heiss in unexpected ways. There’s a chance he wants something from Indy more valuable than any artifact, his body, or even his soul:
Feral Hearts Club x K.L. Hiers featuring my book Werewolves Hate Clogs!
There is only a limited quantity of these, so get yours now! We’ll be selling until Sept 8 or when we run out. Whichever comes first.
Wouldn’t you love some fun goodies inspired by your favorite books? HECK YEAH! My lovely friends JD and Megan of FHC are teaming up with their favorite authors to offer up book related merch bundles where they feature handmade items inspired by the queer and MM Romance books they love! Tge first bundle will feature Werewolves Hate Clogs by K.L. Hiers (hey that’s me!)
Hello, darlings! I have SO MUCH TO TELL YOU so let’s get right into it! <333
Let’s talk new stuff coming up — Angels Adore Astrology on audio comes out NEXT MONTH and just a few days later you can enjoy the release of the next book in the series Demons Dig Donuts! Yes, Demons will also have audio but I am still waiting for the final proof to be done before I can send it over to them! Tantor was pretty quick with the first two, so I’m hoping for maybe a Nov – Dec ish release.
I also have new audio from the fabulous Kit Barrie – Tastes Like Christmas is here! My silly lil’ novella about a cannibal town obsessed with Christmas! xD And OH don’t forget Shoulda Swiped Left is out toooo for your listening enjoyment!
And oh…
OH YEAH
COLD HARD CASH is officially up for PREORDER! It has been an honor and a pleasure working with Stormy Night, and I will be forever thankful for the chance they took on me seven years ago. It literally changed my entire life, but now I will be pulling my books as the rights expire to republish them on my own. Starting with the book that started it all. <333
Now, a few quick things! This will be a SECOND EDITION of the book. It will have new mo better editing, all those damn typos will be fixed, and OF COURSE the finger cutting scene will be restored. For those of you who do not know, Cold did not originally beat the crap out of Corman for touching Jimmy. He cut his finger off and gave the book one of my favorite insults ever. I had to edit out that scene because of SNP’s policies on torture, thus losing the line I loved so much, but hey! I wanted to get published dammit XD XD XD So it was a small price to pay and happy that I can now publish this story as intended.
And yes yes yes I already know you’re going to ask about the audiobooks. xD xD xD
I have spoken with Scott Carousel and he’s agreed to redub the original audio of Cold Hard Cash so that it will match the new edition. He’s also said he wants to finish narrating the rest of the series. I cannot say when any of these things will happen quite yet, but please keep in mind: while Scott is a super totally amazing narrator and I adore his work to bits, it is not his full-time job. I am pretty sure after all these years, my book is still the only one he has ever done. He is a dear friend and trust me when I say we both want this very much. It’s simply finding the time.
I know that is frustrating when I have other audiobooks coming out, but please consider I am either working with people who DO narrate audio full-time (like Kit Barrie!) or with a production company (Tantor) for these other titles. Cold Hard Cash is my first book and it was also Scott’s first audio, so it’s very special to us both. There is no one else I can imagine reading it anddd all I can ask is for your patience while we get it figured out. TRUST ME there is no one who wants this more than MEEE. <333
So! Yes! Cold Hard Cash new edition with new shiny cover and editing and formatting woo! There will be a special merch bundle available with/without signed copies, but more on that later! And ohhh speaking of shiny merch and thingsss, I have a super amazing collab for you guys to check out courtesy of the wonderful peeps over at Feral Hearts Club! 😀 😀 😀
JD and Megan of FHC are teaming up with their favorite authors to create amazing book related merch bundles featuring handsome items inspired by the stories they love! The very first bundle is Werewolves Hate Clogs! AHHH! I am so honored and humbled and just so excited omg omg omg LOOK AT CHIBI NEIL AND LOU OMG. Quantities are very limited, and I suggest grabbing asap! They will be selling through September 8th or until they sell out, whatever comes first!
This is a PRE-ORDER! The soaps need 3 weeks to cure, so shipping will start on September 9th! I hope you guys check this out and support this incredible collab! <333 EEK
Okay, uhhhh. Yes. New books. New audio. New MERCH! So many cool things coming up and I can’t wait to share all the stuffffs. I am currently digging through my big pile of unfinished WIPs and hoping to get at least a few done before moving back into LFM land for Fae Fancy What The Fluff Ever It Is Because I Keep Changing Titles. After that or during that or idk whenever my brain allows me, I will finally be starting on Cash is King. Ish. Maybe. I feel like I’ve said that before and I am a liar liar pants on fire sometimes. xD
Thank you darlings for all of your support and love! Seriously could not do this without you. Hope you guys enjoy the goodies and the goodies that are on the wayyy and more coming up sooon!
I am super excited to announce Feral Hearts Club is teaming up with their favorite authors to create amazing merch bundles featuring handmade items inspired by all the queer and MM romance books they love! Oh, and the first bundle? Werewolves Hate Clogs by ME!
AHHHHH!!! XD
Stay tuned for pictures of what will actually be included in the bundle and orders officially open this TUESDAY! SO CLOSE EEEP SO MARK YOUR CALENDARS ’cause the supply is VERY limited due to the handmade awesomeness. <333
(Yes, you can technically order now before everything’s been revealed xD)
$55/bundle + S&H (open internationally!)
NOTE: This is a PREORDER! The soaps need THREE weeks to cure, so shipping cannot take place until those are ready to go! I cannot wait for everyone to see the amazing art and the SOAP and just how much love went into bringing this amazing bundle to life! I am over the freakin’ moon and so humbled and excited and eep!
I hope everyone checks this out and don’t forget to grab ’em while you can! I cannot stress how LIMITED these will be and there is def a chance they will sell out! More updates soon!
Egor Soska and his gang of thieves stumble onto the quaint mountain town of Hollytown to lay low after a big score… But the local obsession with Christmas perfection and holiday themed tropes may turn deadly if they don’t follow the right storyline.
