New Stickers & Magnets Available!

Hello, my darlings! I have closed my Redbubble Shop and now all my swaggy goodies are available on my Etsy Shop! For now, this is limited to stickers and magnets, but I hope you guys check it out! Look at all the pretttttiesssss — including a new Sucker For Love design of Sloane and Loch by the incredible Beanyzilla and the Boss Cold and Jimmy design by Hardwiredweird! <3333

Check ’em out now!

Writing All The Things

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 2: Available Now!

Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus: Preorder now! 02/28/2023

SFL #8: An Inkredible Love: Preorder now! 04/11/2023

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Current Projects

13 Days of Secret Monster Project (Writing 8/13)

SFL #9: Love You Always, Suckers And All (Writing 2/15)

Secret Mafia Thing (Writing 9/10)

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Future Projects 2023

Daddy Mafia Stuff

Gay Murder Lobsters

Cold’s Brother Thing

CHC #5

Mr. Heiss and William

Nighttime Dead Thing

Suckery Mystery Thing

Secret Card Thing

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Happy February, darlings!

For all my Sucker For Love fans, both Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus and Inkredible Love are up for preorder! Ollie’s book will be coming 02/28/2023 so woo right around the corner and then Fred and Ell will be out 04/11/2023! EEE SO CLOSE TO THE END! LITERALLY ONE MORE BOOOK AHHHH! That I still have to write oops.

To the surprise of no one, I am behind where I wanted to be this month–but it’s okay! I have one more chapter to write for my secret mafia thing (which you’ve probably already guessed is my entry in the Elite series) and just a couple more shorts for my secret monster project. Once those are done, I can switch back and focus on Sloane and Loch with my full attention.

I may still dabble in the monster stories, but only because my brain can sort of multi-task short stories with novels, but never two novels at the same time. I tried to explain this in my last blog post, but I still have no idea if it makes any sense. xD

The point is that I should still be able to finish all THREE of these projects (Elite collab, Monsters, and SFL #9) by the end of March as originally planned so woooo! I can do eeeeet!

After that, I know I’d said I was gonna slide back into mafia land and that’s still technically my goal. I have a lot of mafia books to write this year, including more collab stuff, and I want to get all my neat magical collaby obligations out of the way as soon as possible. I had to haul ass last year to get everything submitted on time, and I do not wanna do that this yearrr.

So! Collabs are definitely the priority once I’m done with Loch and Sloane, and they should be of a mafia type flavor and… I’m just sort of repeating myself at this point. You get the idea. Elite, Monsters, Sloane and Loch, and then mafia land for a while to work on collabs and other fun stuff! Beyond that, we will just have to see what my brain does as usual.

It’s okay. Whatever happens will probably be a surprise to me too!

ALSO! Big update about merch and books — in the next few weeks, I am going to be pulling all my swag and book goodies to a store I am building here on my website. As of right now, my Redbubble store is closed. They found the artwork of Jimmy and Boss Cold “objectionable”, took it down with zero warning, and I have no way to appeal their decision. As RB is a site known to have extremely graphic sexual artwork, I was pretty shocked and very pissed off that my artwork was taken down over a naked butt. Was it because it was a naked man’s butt? Sitting in another man’s lap? Who knows!

But what I do know is I don’t like what appears to be an extremely hypocritical application of their precious community guidelines. I will only be able to sell magnets and stickers and other small goods for a while as I don’t have the resources to store large stock like shirts etc, but my designs weren’t exactly flying off the shelves so I’m not too worried about it. More annoyed that once again I have to worry about finding a safe place to sell my stuff because oops the chances of getting banned are apparently a risk even with a naked booty.

All my signed paperbacks, bookplates, and swag will be coming to this new store. For now, my Etsy store will remain open until I’m able to move over all the listings and figure out the shipping and taxes and all that. It is hectic, but I think I’m going to be happier having control over all my stuff in one freakin’ place instead of three different stores.

That is it for now, my darlings! I’ve gotta go write! As always, you can check me out over on Patreon to get sneak peeks on what I’m working on, get sexy bonus scenes and lots of extra smut, plussss if you join todayyy I will send you a Valentine’s Day card! Or a non-Valentine’s card if you don’t care for the holiday! XD

Thank you guys! Happy reading!

-Kat

New Preorder: SFL #8 An Inkredible Love!

Hello, my darlings! I am back again with ANOTHER preorder! Woooo! This is the story of Ell and Fred, and I am sooo freakin’ excited for this book! Like, OMG SO EXCITED because as some of you know… this was meant to be the third book! It’s been finished for like two freakin’ years and is by far the most romantic and sweeeet of the whole series. However, it was also very spoilery because of certain little things *coughcough* and so I ultimately rearranged the series so it is now #8! It does jump back in time a bit — remember that little ol’ three month jump at the end of Acsquidentally In Love before Robert and Lochlain get married? This book takes place during those three months!

It’s fluffy and sexy and eeee I cannot stress how sweet it is! Fred and Ell are one of my favorite couples ever, and I’m so happy to finally be sharing their story with you guys! You can preorder now and the book releases on April 11th, 2023! <333

It’s hard to have a love life when you don’t have a pulse.

All that changes for Fred Wilder when he meets Elliam Sturm a few weeks after Sloane Beaumont first becomes a Starkiller and kills a god.

As a ghoul, Fred Wilder needs very specialized medicine to combat his constantly rotting body. As a thief, Fred needs that body in good condition. Fortunately for him, Ell does the impossible: brings new life to Fred’s dead flesh.

Just being around Ell makes Fred feel alive for the first time since his untimely demise. He’s so charmed by Ell’s bright personality and shared love of obscure fantasy that he doesn’t think twice about the source of Ell’s power. But this is Archersville, so their blossoming romance is threatened by a dangerous painting that could awaken an ancient god who could destroy the world. Now the fate of billions hinges on Fred completing a daring heist.

But as Fred and Ell work together, the true depth of Ell’s power becomes impossible for Fred to ignore, and he’s forced to accept that perhaps the biggest mystery—and the biggest threat—has been with them all along….

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New Preorder: Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus!

Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus is now available for preorder! This is the one and only illustrated guide by yours truly and artwork by the fabulous John T. Fuller! I’m so freakin’ excited for you guys to check this out! It is the ultimate guide for the Sucker For Love universe but beware–there may be spoilersss! <333

This is the personal private property of Oleander Logue! This terrifically tentacular tome is full of my notes and sketches, and it tells all about the super secret stuff going on in Archersville! TOP SECRET! NO PEEKING! Unless you really want to. And say pretty please. Then it’s okay.

Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus is an exciting illustrated guide that details the magical world of the Sucker For Love Mysteries universe. Get to know the colorful members of the Super Secret Sages’ Club, treat yourself to a special Sagittarian horoscope reading from Ollie himself, or dive into the curious history of the ancient Sages and their numerous tentacled gods. This guide has everything from a comprehensive list of Sagittarian deities to never-before-published information about the Sages’ many rituals and holidays, plus multiple recipes for food and drinks featured throughout this unique series, There might even be a secret or two lurking between the pages… but the only way to find them is to start reading.

PREORDER NOW! COMING 02-28-2023!

Paperbacks for 13 Days: Vol #2!

PREORDERS for 13 Days of Monster F#cking Volume 1 and 2 are now live!

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 1

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 2

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Special Edition Bundle

The special edition bundle includes a sexy monster bath bomb and an exclusive monster fucker key chain! You can purchase either volume or both of them together, but these fun bundles will be limited to 30 and only apply to the new editions of the books! Volume 1 got a sexy makeover to match the interior of Volume 2, but you can still purchase discounted copies with the old interior plus a few misprints until they run out! Then they’re gone foreverrrrr! XD

Just a quick note re: future paperback copies! These will not be available to purchase anywhere else except my Etsy store from now on. Tl;dr Amazon, IngramSpark, and D2D have all smacked me down because of their freakin’ content guidelines. I have chosen to print them privately and distribute them myself through my Etsy to avoid having either title blocked. This will apply to any future titles in the 13 Days of Monster F#cking series. It’s obviously more expensive and that sucks, but I really have no other reliable options.

Of course I could fib cough cough and push the book through on certain websites as I have before, BUT there is still a big risk of not only getting the title blocked but losing the ability to print period because I can and will lose my account. To be clear, this is not about the monster fucking. This is about the non-con/dub-con that’s in the monster fucking. You can read fluffy and sweet sexy times with monsters in paperback with either 8 Days of Monstrous Pride or In Darkness And Dank right off Amazon, but if you want extra filthy physical books…

Well, this is it. 

And yes, I have already tried Blurb, Bookbaby, 48Hour Books, Lulu, etc. Please trust that I looked very hard to find a reputable and modestly priced printer who isn’t gonna eyeball the content of these books too hard so I can keep selling paperbacks. Again, these issues only apply to this particular series, so don’t worry. You can buy pretty much all my other books off Amazon, but oops these were just a lil’ too naughty. <333

Writing All The Things

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 2: Available Now!

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Current Projects

13 Days of Secret Monster Project (Writing 3/13)

SFL #9: Love You Always, Suckers And All (Writing 2/15)

Secret Mafia Thing (Writing 1/10)

Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus (Release date pending!)

SFL #8: An Inkredible Love (Release date pending!)

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Future Projects 2023

Daddy Mafia Stuff

Gay Murder Lobsters

Cold’s Brother Thing

CHC #5

Mr. Heiss and William

Nighttime Dead Thing

Suckery Mystery Thing

Secret Card Thing

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Happy New Year, darlings!

Yes, this is a week late but whew! I’ve been a busy lil’ Kat, and I have sooo much to share that I might just freakin’ pop. Okay, let’s get goin’! First up–it’s TETNACLES TIME! ARHEHHF

Right, so. Inkredible Love and Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus are both done and just waiting for their sexy release dates. Omnibus should come out before Inkredible Love, and I will post all the preorder info as soon as I have it. I have started writing the last book and the outline is ready to rock, but as usual oops I got distracted by something else.

I have a very special secret Monsters project that I’m working on that should release this fall, and I cannot WAIT for you guys to read it. EEK! It’s gonna be extra special sexy and I’m sooo freakin’ EXCITED. I am also poking at 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3, but mostly from a gathering ideas/plotting position. I don’t thinkkk I’m going to write any of them yet, but we’ll see what my brain does.

Oh and of course don’t forget that 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 2 is out on Smashwords! All my love to the incredible Mozzarus Scout for helping me write a bunch of these awesome stories. We’re working on the secret Monsters project together too and eee so far it is AWESOMEEEE. Whew okay what’s next

My priority right now is a super secret squirrel collab with strong mafia flavors that I cannot wait to freakin’ announce. Can’t say much more than that right now but I promise more info sooooon!

Once that mafia collab is done, I’m switching back to SFL #9 to finish that series once and for all. I AM SO CLOSE. I will probably work on the secret monsters too, but it’s a lot of easier for my brain to switch between a big WIP and small shorts than it is two big WIP’s at the same time. Plots. Things. Keeping track of what is going on in 8k/60k vs 60k/60k is just agh, much much more better for my brain to process.

Make sense? Yes? YAY! No? Well, I can’t help you because it barely makes sense to meeee! XD

My goal is to have these three projects done and ready to go by the end of March.

After that, I’m sliding back into mafia land for a mafia daddy collab and the final two Cold Hard Cash books. I have some special artwork and new designs coming too for Jimmy and Cold stickers and other goodies, and I’m just agh I really can’t wait to get this series done toooo. Tentatively, I should be working on those over the summer with a demon surprise, maybe a deadly nighttime thing, and something with tentacles to poke at during the fall. Whew. Okay. That’s it! NO MORE MY BRAIN SAYS NO. So cough cough that is my current writing plan as outlined above.

Gay Murder Lobsters, you say? Why yes, that’s on there too, and that is a very special surprise. <333

At this time, I will say that the Plot Bunny Hutch is staying locked. My priorities this year are finishing both the Sucker For Love and Cold Hard Cash series, and then writing my collabs as quickly as possible. Last year was a mess for me because I got very behind ’cause family blah blah blah real life sucks, and I don’t want to put myself in that position again.

This may also be the last year I take on so many collabs. I LOVE doing them, I love meeting and working with so many other awesome authors, and yes, it’s incredible that they’re so successful. But agh I still have so many of my own projects that I want to work on. That monster mafia idea is eating at me somethin’ hard right now, as is the zombie idea that I’ve been nibbling on and ahhhh toooo many boooks to writeeee xD XD XD

We don’t talk about Robots.

But yeah so! Whew! That’s what my 2023 is looking like. My goal is to knock these beautiful books out so I can have a relaxing holiday and try to brainstorm what new series I am going to tackle next. I really want to finally get at some of the ideas that have been hiding in my plot bunny hutch for years and ugh it’s so hard to choose. I’m between the new Sucker For Love series that would follow Alexander, Rota, and Ollie plus Stoker, the Monster Mafia series that will be dark and monstery, or the Zombie Apocalypse that will be, well, it will have zombies lol. That’s all I’m saying.

There’s more than that, of course, but that’s for future Kat to worry about. I’ve got a lottt more to do before I even get to that point, but I am excited to see what happens next! As always, you can check me out over on Patreon to get sneak peeks on what I’m writing, get sexy bonus scenes and lots of extra smut, and all sorts of fun stuff. Follow me on the socials. Do the thing. XD

Thank you all for your awesome support! I seriously could not do this without you guys and your love for my work. I’m hoping to make 2023 another kickass year, and I can’t wait to share these new stories with you all!

Happy reading!

-Kat

13 Days of Monster F#cking Vol 2 is LIVE!

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-The fate of a man appears sealed when he’s buried alive, but he quickly discovers he has other things to worry about than running out of air.

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-A young man never goes to sleep, but he keeps waking up and nothing he sees is what it seems.

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Untouched Mussels: FREE DOWNLOAD

Happy New Year’s Eve Eve! XD

Untouched Mussels is now available to DOWNLOAD! WOO!

This is a 45k novella all about Jay and Asta from the Sucker For Love Mysteries! I have been babbling about writing their story forever and finally finished it! There’s smut, there’s some angst, and a very happy ending! While it is posted here on my website, you can now download it as a FREE ebook! Enjoy! <333

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Untouched Mussels: FREE Novella <3

Hello, my darlings! The longgg awaited mini-series for Jay and Asta is finally here! WOO! It will be available as a free e-book download as well, but it’s going to post here on my website first. I’ll let you know where and how to download it as soon as it’s available! NOW ON WITH THE SHOOOWWW!

Jay Tintenfisch and Asta the Asran Prince have had quite the exciting and steamy relationship goin’ on behind the scenes, and I’m so thrilled to finally bring you their story. We’re starting off right after the end of Head Over Tentacles when Jay leaves with Asta to go to Xenon so he can see Ted. From there, the timeline will bounce a bit over the next few months as things don’t exactly go according to plan for our little lovebirds. The epilogue will connect this mini-series to the ending of Inkredible Love so as to catch our guys up with the rest of the other characters.

Don’t worry! There will be zero spoilers because hey we already know there’s gonna be a big wedding for Grell and Ted ’cause Sloane and Loch got invited to it at the end of Insquidious Devotion. I would highly suggest you catch up with the whole series before diving into this, but I don’t think it’s required for enjoying it. Maybe. Uh. Mostly. Anyway!

I have been talking about writing this story for yEaRssss, and I am so glad I’ve finally finished it. There is hot smut, some light angst, and a very happy ending. I sincerely hope you all enjoy it. <333

Happy reading!

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Acsquidentally In Love auf Deutsch!

Acsquidentally In Love is going to be available 12/13/2022 in German! 😀 😀 😀

Nichts bringt zwei Männer – oder einen Mann und einen alten Gott – so zusammen wie Rache.

Privatdetektiv Sloane hat seine Karriere bei der Polizei aufgegeben, um den Mörder seiner Eltern zu finden. Wie sie ist er ein Anhänger längst vergessener Götter, praktiziert ihre Magie und betet sie an … nicht, dass er jemals eine Antwort erhalten hätte.

Bis jetzt.

Azaethoth, der Geringere, mag der Schutzpatron der Diebe und Betrüger sein, aber er kümmert sich um seine Anhänger. Er ist auf die Erde gekommen, um den Mord an einem seiner Lieblinge zu rächen, und vielleicht auch, um den süßen Detektiv zu verzaubern, den das Schicksal ihm in den Weg gelegt hat. Wenn es nach ihm ginge, würden sie viel mehr tun, als nur einen Mörder vor Gericht zu stellen. Denn er ist sich ziemlich sicher, den Mann gefunden zu haben, mit dem er sein unsterbliches Leben verbringen möchte.

Sloanes Entschlossenheit bröckelt angesichts Azaethoths überraschender Anmut, und die Tentakel, die er manchmal erspähen kann, wenn sie aus der sterblichen Gestalt des Gottes hervorkommen, regen seine Fantasie an. Aber ihre Ermittlungen werden immer seltsamer und tödlicher. Um zu überleben, brauchen sie ein wenig Vertrauen … und viel mystische Feuerkraft.

JETZT VORBESTELLEN!