Writing All The Things

Completed Projects

Nautilus Than Perfect: Available Now!

A Quick Buck: Available Now!

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Available Now!

Just Calamarried: March 22, 2022

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Current Projects

Insquidious Devotions: 1/15 (currently writing)

Our Shellfish Desires: 15/15 (Accepted! Awaiting Editing)

Love Included, Heart Not Required (in beta)

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Future Projects

Sucker For Love: #9

Ghost Collab: Stargazing With A Ghost

Daddy Mafia Collab: Untitled

Creature From the Black Lagoon MM Collab

Cold Hard Cash #5

That Half-Brother Guy

Fable

Gods (Untitled) #1 – #5

And The Stars Went Red

The Yawn Of Churchyards

Gay AF Supernatural (Untitled)

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Happy New Year, darlings!

WOW! December was CRAZY! Holy crap, I’m still trying to recover from it all! XD

13 Days of Monster F#cking got banned from Amazon, but you can now purchase the ebook on Smashwords. Paperbacks are available at Lulu, or you can snag a signed copy at the sexy low preorder price at my Etsy Store while supplies last. Lulu is more expensive than Amazon for printing (almost double for a book this length), so I had to adjust prices a bit. I really hate that this happened and that it costs so much more now, and I’m so very sorry to anyone whose paperback orders got cancelled by the ‘Zon.

I do have plans to write more 13 Days collections, but to avoid the wrath of Amazon… they will all go straight to Smashwords now. Just to be safe. I know this sucks for my KU people, but I cannot afford to get my account banned over monster porn. To help offset the cost, I will offer them at a lower preorder price on Smashwords (like what I do with my signed copies on Etsy now), and I hope that helps!

I do want my books to be affordable for everyone, but uh, I still gotta eat. XD

Moving on from all of THAT, I have lots of exciting news for the Sucker For Love series! I have officially started writing #7, #6 has been accepted, and Sucker For Love #5: Just Calamarried is up for preorder! WHEW! I’m still working on the Super Secret Squirrel Project, and I hope to reveal some details about what I’m doing later this month. Once #7 is all done, I will dive right into editing #8.

For my new readers, I will tell you that #8 is unique because it actually used to be #3 in the series. This book is for Fred and Ell, and I decided to move it because I was worried it would spoil something about one of them (if you’ve been paying close attention, you may already know!). It jumps back almost a year in time to tell the story of how Fred and Ell got together, but the epilogue (which will be a cliffhanger IM SORRY) will directly tie into the final chapter of #7 to bring Fred and Ell back into the “present” time.

OKAY! Got all that? Good! XD Time for a SHAMELESS PATREON PLUG!

Don’t forget to check out my Patreon! You can get access to WIP’s (including SFL #7 that I will start posting chapters for next week!), all sorts of exciting and exclusive sexy bonus scenes, ARC’s for every new release, signed copies of my books, and you can participate in my monthly prompt party where you can suggest prompts for me to write! Check it out!

I’m also participating in three incredible collab series this year including an MM retelling of a classic horror story (I chose Creature From The Black Lagoon because of course I did), a new Daddy Mafia story with someone from the CHC universe, aaand a ghostly love story that I am crazy excited about.

Once I finish the Sucker For Love, I am FINALLY going to work on getting Love Included, Heart Not Required out into the world. FINALLY I SWEAR IT. From there, I’m going to then focus on my awesome collabs (since those have deadlines) and completing the Cold Hard Cash series by the end of the year. I think that’s like eight books? I dunno, I can’t count. I’ll make a list because this is my first post of 2022 and I wanna! XD

SFL #7 Insquidious Devotion

SFL #8 An Inkredible Love

SFL #9 Love You Always, Suckers and All

Love Included, Heart Not Required

Daddy Mafia Collab (CHC)

Ghostly Love Story

MM Creature Horror

That Half-Brother Guy (CHC)

CHC #5

Woo-hoo! I can’t count! It’s nine! Except okay it’s technically ten since I am planning to do another 13 Days Collection at some point, but pffft that’s for future Kat to worry about. I will likely do that around Halloween like last year. For right now, this is my 2022 schedule, and I am going to do my best to stick to it! We’ll see what happens! XD

Thank you all for your support and love for my work! I seriously could not do this without you!

<333 Kat

New Preorder Available!

You can now preorder Sucker For Love #5: Just Calamarried! It’s coming to you on March 22, 2022! I cannot WAIT for you guys to read this one and see what Loch and Sloane are up to for their next crazy adventure! Hope you check it out! <333

Newlyweds Sloane and Loch are eagerly expecting their first child, though for Sloane that excitement is tempered by pregnancy side effects. Carrying a god’s baby would be enough to deal with, especially with the whole accelerated gestation thing, but it’s not like Sloane can take maternity leave. He works for himself as a private investigator. Which leads him to his next case.

At least this strange new mystery distracts him from the stress of constant puking.

When two priests are murdered within hours of each other, a woman named Daphne hires Sloane and Loch to track down the prime suspect—her brother—before the police do. Between untangling a conspiracy of lies and greed, going toe-to-toe with a gangster, and stealing a cat, they hardly have time to decorate a nursery…. 

PREORDER NOW!

13 Days Is LIVE!

It’s here! It’s HERE! It’s here it’s here it’s heeere!

13 Days of Monster F#cking is LIVE!

Enjoy thirteen unique tales inspired by two-sentence horror stories with wicked passion of beastly proportions, from fierce werewolves to mysterious ghosts to lonely shifters and many more!

-A strange photo appears on a man’s cell phone even though he lives in his apartment all alone.

-The world is shocked when an astronaut comes back from a trip to Mars married and expecting.

-Being trapped in an old haunted asylum is bad. Being trapped there with an invisible entity is worse.

-An infamous mob boss has a dark secret that he’s been hiding from his husband, but the full moon reveals the truth…

…And many more!

READ NOW!

FREE Holiday Short Story!

That’s right! I have a FREE short story out for the holidays! Oh, but this is not any ordinary warm and fuzzy holiday tale. This is the story of a cannibal who’s obsessed with Christmas, and it is probably the craziest thing I’ve ever written. All you gotta do to score your free copy is sign up for my newsletter! The download link will be in your welcome email! ^_^

Egor Soska and his gang of thieves stumble onto the quant mountain town of Hollytown to lay low after a big score, but the local obsession with Christmas perfection and television tropes may turn deadly if the right storyline is not followed.

ATTENTION: The following story includes cannibalism, murder, very bad jokes, and explicit sexual content. If this material may upset or offend you, please do not read this book.

SUBSCRIBE NOW for your free copy! 😀

Writing All The Things

Completed Projects

Nautilus Than Perfect: Available Now!

A Quick Buck: Available Now!

13 Days of Monster F#cking: December 17th, 2021

Just Calamarried: March 22, 2022 (preorder pending!)

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Current Projects

13 Days of Monster F!cking: 13/13 (editing for publication)

Our Shellfish Desires: 15/15 (pending publisher acceptance)

Love Included, Heart Not Required (in beta)

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Future Projects

Sucker For Love: #7, #9

Cold Hard Cash #5

That Half-Brother Guy

Fable

Gods (Untitled) #1 – #5

And The Stars Went Red

The Yawn Of Churchyards

Gay AF Supernatural (Untitled)

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Hey, darlings! Hope you all had a lovely November!

A Quick Buck is live and has been kicking serious booty on Amazon! It’s been in the Top 100 of Gay Romance almost all week long, and I am super proud! Thank you all so much for the love and support for my new release! I seriously could not do this without you! I am beyond happy with how much everyone has enjoyed getting to know Alistair and Noah. Thank you!!!

13 Days of Monster F#cking is finally DONE and ready to release December 17th! You can still find the original shorts here free to read in my FB group, and I will have a small preview of a few *extended* chapters available on Book Funnel later this week. The final cut is 109k of dirty wonderful monster smut, and I hope you guys check it out!

Just Calamarried is going to release March 22, 2022! WOO-HOO! I still have not heard on whether or not Our Shellfish Desires has officially been accepted but hopefully I will hear something soon! *DYING* As a writer who once upon a time got a crap ton of rejection letters, the submission process is still very nerve wracking for me. XD

December is going to be my “catch up” month. I have bonus scenes, prompts, and some other odds and ends to finish up before I finally settle down to tackle the outline for Sucker For Love #7 (tentatively titled Insquidious Devotions). I’m working on a super secret squirrel project for the Sucker For Love universe, and I really hope you guys like it… If I can pull it off, that is!

More about that later… bwuhahaha!

Yeah so writing bonus scenes for Just Calamarried, Our Shellfish Desires, A Quick Buck, finishing up some Patreon prompts (one of which is an unused 13 Days Monster prompt I had swapped out for something else), Super Secret Squirrel Project, aaand the SSSP is going to help me get ready for Tentacles #7! Bwuhaha! More evil laughter! My plan is to go directly to #8 and #9 to finish the series, and that’s going to be my focus for the next little bit.

As I’ve said before, don’t worry if you’re one of my mafia fans! I will return to the world of Cold Hard Cash! I just really REALLY need to finish a darn series before I get into anything else, and right now my muse wants tentacles. XD

I hope you all have a wonderful and safe holiday! Take care!

<333 Kat

A Quick Buck is LIVE!

It’s finally here! WOO! You can now read the exciting and sexy story of Alistair Star and his new boy, Noah Allan!

Twenty-two-year-old Noah Allan is used to buying whatever he wants, doing as he pleases, and never hesitating to tell anyone what he thinks of them, but he wouldn’t call himself spoiled… and he certainly wouldn’t consider himself in need of a stern daddy willing to take off his belt.

Unfortunately for Noah, he’s currently being held prisoner in his own home by a powerful, dangerous, infuriatingly handsome mob boss who is more than ready to put him in his place.

Alistair Star didn’t come looking for a boy in need of a firm spanking from a man who knows how to give one. He was just meant to be collateral to ensure his uncle could be located and questioned about the killing of one of Alistair’s associates. But when the trust fund brat gets mouthy with him, Alistair decides it’s long past time someone gave Noah exactly what he needs.

A daddy.

Publisher’s Note:A Quick Buck includes spankings and rough, intense sexual scenes. If such material offends you, please don’t buy this book.

Go check it out now on Amazon and KU!

New Preorder Available!

How about some Halloween fun to go with your Christmas festivities? Check out 13 Days of Monster F#cking, a new collection of monstrously sexy short stories coming to you December 17th, 2021!

Enjoy thirteen unique tales inspired by two-sentence horror stories with wicked passion of beastly proportions, from fierce werewolves to mysterious ghosts to lonely shifters and many more! 

-A strange photo appears on a man’s cell phone even though he lives in his apartment all alone.

-Sent out in the cold for a beast to devour, a young man is left questioning who the real monsters are.

-Adopting an injured snake turns out to be much more than his new owner bargained for.

-After losing his husband, a man will do anything to bring him back, but every wish has a price.

-A lonely dog is in search of a good home, but maybe a stern master is what he really needs.

-The world is shocked when an astronaut comes back from a trip to Mars married and expecting.

-When demons roam the earth, one unlucky man learns that using the right kind of salt is vital.

-A lost camper has a most unusual and exciting rescue when the monster of the woods comes to his aid.

-Being trapped in an old haunted asylum is bad. Being trapped there with an invisible entity is worse.

-Nighttime swimming at the hotel pool takes an exciting turn when a sneaky employee discovers he is not alone.

-A young man finds himself confronted by a very strange reflection who loves showing off and wants him to join in.

-Reaching for the light switch and finding a hand already there is quite unnerving for a man living alone. 

-An infamous mob boss has a dark secret that he’s been hiding from his husband, but the full moon reveals the truth…

Author’s Note: This is a collection of MM monster romance stories that includes some intense sexual scenes. If this material upsets or may offend you, please do not buy this book. 

Preorder Now!

Writing All The Things

Completed Projects

Strapped For Cash: Available Now!

Head Over Tentacles: Available Now!

Nautilus Than Perfect: Available Now!

A Quick Buck: November 19th, 2021

13 Days of Monster F#cking: December 17th, 2021

Just Calamarried: ACCEPTED! Editing in Progress!

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Current Projects

13 Days of Monster F!cking: 13/13 (editing for publication)

Our Shellfish Desires: 15/15 (editing for submission)

Love Included, Heart Not Required (in beta)

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Future Projects

Sucker For Love: #7, #9

Cold Hard Cash #5

That Half-Brother Guy

Fable

Gods (Untitled) #1 – #5

And The Stars Went Red

The Yawn Of Churchyards

Gay AF Supernatural (Untitled)

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Hey, darlings! I hope everyone had a fabulously spooky October! WOO!

Nautilus Than Perfect is here! Thank you so much to everyone for all the awesome reviews and loving this book! Your support means the moons and stars to me! It’s one of my favorites, and I’m so glad everyone has enjoyed getting to know Chase and Merrick. For all those readers worried about poor Ollie–don’t fret. I am about to submit book #6 and he will get his happy ending, I promise. <333

I have finished the 13 Days of Monster F#cking and you can find the original shorts here free to read in my FB group! The published collection is gonna be longer, dirtier, and I’m set to finish at 100k so there will be plenty of new sexy monster lovin’ goodness! It will be coming out next month, and I hope you guys check it out! I will still have a small preview of the book available through Book Funnel, but the final masterpiece is just too epic to give away. It was different when I thought it was just gonna be a few little shorts but oops I apparently cannot write anything that is not novel length.

Sorry not sorry.

My plan for 2021 remains the same as before: edit and submit Shellfish, work on sexy monster shorts to release next month, and then I will begin outlining Tentacles #7.

From there, I am going to power through the rest of the Sucker For Love series as #8 is already written and then that just leaves #9 to finish the series! WOO! Once that’s done, I have a new book for the Cold Hard Cash universe to write (the certain special one I’ve been teasing a little bit about Cold’s maybe half-brother), which I think will also help me get moving on the final book for Jimmy and Cold.

As some of you may know if you read my blogs, I have really been struggling with getting my muse going to write the last book for my very first boys. I think I might finally have a magical little idea brewing now, but it will involve writing that other book first. Once I’m done with Sucker For Love, those mafia books will be my next priority so whew! We shall see from 2022 brings us!

I hope you’re all doing wonderfully and staying safe!

<333

-Kat