Werewolves Hate Clogs : AUDIO NOW LIVE!

Othniel “Neil” Ricci has a sweet new gig working at his uncle’s flower shop—good hourly pay, free room and board, and he has absolutely no idea that the city is apparently infested with monsters.

That is, until he does.

Louis Morénas-Mostro is a werewolf and an underboss in the monstrous crime family who rule over everything that goes bump in the night. When a prized magical artifact becomes inadvertently attached to Neil, Lou is determined to get it back at any cost.

. . . Even pretending to date him.

Neil finds himself at odds with an entire monster family, their rebellious enemies, and his own growing attraction to Lou. He hopes he lives long enough to find out if their explosive chemistry can lead to something real, but first he has to make sure he doesn’t end up as monster kibble.

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Pssst! Hey there! Want more audio goodness? We got you! Don’t forget that La Famiglia Mostro #2: Angels Adore Astrology is coming to audio 9/15/2026! Preorder now! XD

Writing All The Things

Werewolves Hate Clogs (AUDIOBOOK) 07/07/2026

Angels Adore Astrology (AUDIOBOOK) 09/15/2026

Shoulda Swiped Left (AUDIOBOOK) NOW LIVE!

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Current Projects

Demons Dig Donuts (21/25)

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Future Projects

Fae Fancy Flamingos

Cash Is King

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Hello, darlings! OMFG IT HAS BEEN A HOT MINUTE RIGHT?! I hope you are all doing as wonderfully as possible navigating the current dumpster fire of reality right now. I admit it’s gotten to me quite a bit sooo I haven’t been very active for a while, but I am happy to say that I am doing better now. Writing more stuff, giving my brain breaks, and all that. Very special and big thank you to everyone who reached out. Love you all so, so, sooo much! Anddd oh oh oh yeah HAPPY PRIDE!!! <333

Let’s go!

I hope you all had a chance to check out the amazinggg audiobook for Shoulda Swiped Left by Kit Barrie! I think she absolutely knocked it out of the parkkk and I love everything she did with these characters. I am definitely going to be working with her more in the future, so keep an eyeball out for future projects including Tastes Like Christmas, Killer Queen, and other novellas!

Now let’s talk about the BIG BIG BIG NEWS!

Okay, wait, there’s a lot of big news soooo uh AUDIOBOOK STUFF FIRST

Werewolves Hate Clogs, Angels Adore Astrology, and Demons Dig Donuts are coming to audio! I’ve signed a deal with Tantor and they’re on board to record all three books — which is super amazing since I haven’t even finished Demons Dig Donuts yet ahahahaaaa! OMGGG I am so, sooo excited! The samples I’ve heard sound amazing and I am beyond thrilled to be working with Kristian A. Lee! Go give him a follow and show him some love! I can’t wait to hear the whole book and ahhhhh so EXCITED! SO! WE GOT:

Werewolves Hate Clogs – 7/7/2026

Angels Adore Astrology – 9/15/2026

Demons Dig Donuts TBD ’cause oops it still ain’t done yet! I’m hoping to release the book in October sooo it’ll be pretty much exactly a year from Angels. OOF. Honestly, figuring that out was such a weird kick in the face for me. As most of you know, I am a very very fast writer. It was nothing to have a release almost every month once I really got going. Looking back and seeing I haven’t had anything in almost a year was humbling and sad and mehhh. But! I am definitely on track to have a bunch of new stuff coming out by the end of the year! YAY! So, let’s get back into that!

COLD HARD CASH! OH YEAH! I will be getting my rights back from Stormy Night in August of this year and I am planning a very sexy second edition with a new cover, new formatting, and some new editing because YES there are typos that have haunted me for seven years and I wanna fix them. I’ve also grown so much as a writer that I know I can make this story better in terms of grammar/structure/etc. No dialogue will change (except the French. The very bad French lulz) and the content will remain the same EXCEPT for adding back in a scene I had to cut to comply with SNP’s torture policy. Which sounds super harsh except it was just Cold cutting off Corman’s finger lol and of course was changed to him beating the snot out of him.

It was not a decision I made lightly, but I will admit I was so desperate at the time to actually be PUBLISHED! I WAS JUST LIKE YEAH SURE WOO! ‘Cause here was this nice wonderful publisher willing to take a chance on me and my lil’ book sooo yup, I agreed to cut it. I will always be forever grateful to Stormy Night for giving me such an opportunity and literally changing my life, but I’m also looking forward to getting my rights back and putting my lil’ book out there as originally intended.

Finger cutting included lol

Which, of course lol, is why I’ve always referred to this potential new edition as the “Nine Fingered C*nt” edition. No finger cutting, no favorite line.

And what does this mean for the audio, you might ask? WELL GOOD NEWS! Scott and I have been chatting, and he has agreed to edit the current audio so it will match up with the second edition of the book, finger cutting and all. And yes, he will be recording the second book hopefully very soon once we get Cold Hard Cash straightened back out. There is no one else in the world I want to narrate these stories and I am confident we can make it work! Also, editing for Hard Earned Cash and later books should be much more minimal than this first book, and oof easier on my brain. xD

So, yes! Second edition Cold Hard Cash, new and improved with shiny beautiful sexy audio to match! Hard Earned Cash will follow along with the others as I get my rights back over the next two years which not only gives me time to prepare but also Scott time to record so yay! It’s amazing to me that there is still so much love for these books after so many years and oh yeah… This also means I need to finally write the last book for Jimmy and Cold.

Cash Is King is definitely on my radar and trust I’ve had the story in my head for a long time. There was so much going on with other series, new books, and ahhhh it’s been so hard to actually think there was going to be an end. I think I’m finally ready and as soon as my lil’ monster mafia series is wrapped up, I am currently planning to put my full focus on this last chapter. I’m not sure how it’s going to work just yet with so many of the books still being tied up with my publisher, but I will work something out! Even if it’s just a direct purchase on my website until I have everything else on Amazon. Whatever. I’ll figure it out! XD

Andddd yeah! That’s pretty much it for right now. I am still working on getting the final editions of the Sucker For Love series out there with their sexy hardcover versions. (On book 6! WOO!) I do still have a second volume of 8 Days of Monstrous Pride planned to put out in the world uhhhh at some point. Maybe superheroes, uhhhh who knows! XD I don’t wanna put too much on my plate right now, but I am happy and thrilled that things are moving in a positive and upward direction. <333

Thank you all. Seriously, so much. I couldn’t do any of this without my fans and I hope to keep making books and creating stories that you all enjoy. WHICH OH REMINDS ME YES SO since Cold Hard Cash is getting a new cover very soon (as the rest of the series eventually will) I am selling all the old books at super low prices to get ’em on outta here! I did worry that Cash Is King won’t match though and actually considered an “old” version just to print for people who wanted it to match what they have. Let me know if that’s actually something you’d be interested in!? XD I dunno might be crazy anyway! Sale stuff below!

B UY BOOKS MEOWWWW

Once they’re gone, that’s it. I will not be ordering any of the old covers from this point on. So, if you want ’em, grab ’em! And yes, I will definitely consider making a version for Cash Is King that will vibe with the rest of the old covers. <333 Especially as old as it is lol I figured I should make the option available. xD;

Now! Off I go! I hope you’re doing well and SAFE and feeling loved. Sending big warm hugs into the universe and hey, maybe we’ll meet later this year! I’ll be vending at Dragon Con in September and very likely headed back to Twin Cities con again! I’ll keep you guys posted! Thank you for everything. All my love. <333

-Kat

AUDIOBOOK PREORDER: Werewolves Hate Clogs

Hello, darlings! That’s RIGHT! La Famiglia Mostro is getting AUDIOBOOKS! WOO! I have signed a deal with Tantor Media to record the first three books of the series! Naturally, the best place to start is at the beginning so we got Werewolves Hate Clogs coming up first! You can preorder it right now and it will be releasing July 7th, 2026! SO CLOSE AHHH! I am so so so excited for everyone to hear this and I hope you enjoy it. <333

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NEW RELEASE: Angels Adore Astrology

Seymour Madison has come to Somerstown to settle his estranged father’s estate. He’s been busy coasting through life and keeping things simple with no attachments, no relationships, and zero desire to create either.

But then his father’s lawyer turns out to be a robot god, some hot faeries want him to find a missing head, and the cute guy he met at the cemetery is an angel who works for a monster mafia.

Oh, and there’s the adorable kitty cat girl who eats people whole.

Complicated is an understatement.

Sariel is a literal angel, but there’s something terrifying lurking beneath his heavenly form. He’s a prisoner of a demon who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, and Seymour is soon caught between a rebelling faction and the city’s ruling family of monsters. He is drawn to Sariel in a way he’s never felt before, and for the first time, he has something worth fighting for…

And someone he doesn’t want to lose.

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FREE BOOK + Cover Reveal: Angels Adore Astrology

COVER REVEAL! Here it is! The gorgeous cover of Angels Adore Astrology! Just over a month to go and it’s gonna be LIVE! I’m currently vending over at FANX SLC and to celebrate this awesome event plus the upcoming release, Werewolves Hate Clogs is FREE for the whole weekend!

Werewolves Hate Clogs

FREE – 9/25-9/29

Angels Adore Astrology

PREORDER AMAZON: 10/31/2025

PREORDER DIRECT: 10/25/2025

NEW PREORDER: LFM #2 Angels Adore Astrology

Seymour Madison has come to Somerstown to settle his estranged father’s estate. He’s been busy coasting through life and keeping things simple with no attachments, no relationships, and zero desire to create either.

But then his father’s lawyer turns out to be a robot god, some hot faeries want him to find a missing head, and the cute guy he met at the cemetery is an angel who works for a monster mafia.

Oh, and there’s the adorable kitty cat girl who eats people whole.

Complicated is an understatement.

Sariel is a literal angel, but there’s something terrifying lurking beneath his heavenly form. He’s a prisoner of a demon who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, and Seymour is soon caught between a rebelling faction and the city’s ruling family of monsters. He is drawn to Sariel in a way he’s never felt before, and for the first time, he has something worth fighting for…

And someone he doesn’t want to lose.

PREORDER: AMAZON – Releases 10/31/2025

PREORDER: DIRECT – Releases 10/25/2025

Writing All The Things

La Famiglia Mostro #2: Angels Adore Astrology

Amazon: 10/31/2025

DIRECT: 10/25/2025

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Acsquidentally In Love

Kraken My Heart

Head Over Tentacles

Untouched Mussels 

Nautilus Than Perfect 

Just Calamarried

Our Shellfish Desires

Insquidious Devotion

An Inkredible Love

Love You Always, Suckers And All

Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus

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Current Projects

Angels Adore Astrology: 18/25

8 More Days of Monstrous Pride: 0/8 (Plotting)

Ravenous: 5/25 Editing/Writing XD

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Future Projects

Cash Is King

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Hello, darlings!

HAPPY SEPTEMBER!

LET’S GO! La Famiglia Mostro #2: Angels Adore Astrology is now available for preorder! It has been quite a journey getting the book done, and I expect to finish the rough draft this week! WOOHOO! FINALLY! A NEW BOOK! XD

Now, you have two options for preorder — you can choose Amazon or to directly through my website to maximize your support. Preordering directly will give you the chance to read the book almost a whole week EARLIER than the official Zon’ release! Ordering direct is definitely the best way to support me and hey, you get to read the book before anyone else!

Well, other than my Patreon babes. <333

I will be revealing the cover in just a few weeks at FANX: SLC where I will be vending with Fae Quin, DL Wainright, and Kit Barrie! More info on the con appearance soon and where to find us, but I will definitely be running some specials on LFM goodies and books! If you’re in the Salt Lake area, stop on by and meet me, my fabulous author buddies, and get some awesome bookies and swag!

Ta ta for now! I gotta go write! XD

<333

Kat

Writing All The Things

Acsquidentally In Love

Kraken My Heart

Head Over Tentacles

Untouched Mussels 

Nautilus Than Perfect 

Just Calamarried

Our Shellfish Desires

Insquidious Devotion

An Inkredible Love

Love You Always, Suckers And All

Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus

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Current Projects

Angels Adore Astrology: 12/25

8 More Days of Monstrous Pride: 0/8 (Plotting)

Ravenous: 5/25 Editing/Writing XD

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Future Projects

Cash Is King

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Hello, darlings!

HAPPY AUGUST AND STUFF!

It’s been quite a while since I’ve had the brain spoons to write one of these, so let’s get it goin’! XD

First up!

THE SUCKER FOR LOVE MYSTERY SERIES IS DONE! DONE I SAY OMG! All new covers with the same magical tentacle shenanigans you know and love! Yes, there will be more audiobooks in the future. Yes, there will be hardcover editions. YES, I will write more in the magical land of Archersville with a focus on Stoker and Alexander, Rota, and Ollie.

Re: audiobooks! These are a matter of getting on John Solo’s schedule and waiting for him to use those super awesome sexy vocal talents to give us some more tentacle magic. This is such a HUGE series, so yeah, it’s gonna take a while, but I promise we are working on it!

Re: hardcovers! Two things have to happen — first, we need the hardcover wraps as the hardcovers are gonna be the same art and just gotta be “tweaked” to fit the proper dimensions. Secondly, I am having one quick editing pass done to fix some grammar stuff that has been driving for literal years. This editing is not going to change a thing about any of the books’ content. Not only do I not really want to change anything anyway, there’s already two audiobooks out and I still want all the stories to sync up with John’s performance. I cannot stress enough that this is tiny stuff like mmhmm vs mmhmm and etc. SUPER TINY NITPICKY STUFF BUT I WANNA FIX IT. XD;;;

Re: the future! Yes, I have long planned to write a second series set in the world of Archersville. It would likely follow Stoker and Alexander/Rota/Ollie, but I have not plotted out a damn thing yet. I am going to wait until I finish my current series and a few other projects, but trust that it’s never far from my mind. After all, they gotta get Rota’s body back, right? 😀

Next up! I am about just about to hit the halfway point of Angels Adore Astrology, the next book in the La Famiglia Mostro series. I have been working on this book for almost seven months and I am so sorry that it’s taking me forever. Getting the SFL books done was very draining, not to mention the current dumpster fire that is 2025 in the USA. My mental health has been fragile at best, and it’s difficult to write when everything sucks so hard. ;_;

I am happy to report that I’ve been feeling a lot better and am now focused on getting Sariel’s story finished. My plan now is to finish this book and move on with the rest of the series as originally planned. Yes, I will probably have some other new books here and there, but my primary brain power is going to be directed to giving La Famiglia Mostro the attention and love it deserves.

For example, Ravenous is still in the works, but my editing brain died a bit and so it went on the back burner. I had ideas for 8 Days of Monstrous Pride: Volume 2 but those just fizzled out and meh. And yes, oh yes, I still can’t wait to get back into Strassen Springs to finish out Cold Hard Cash with Jimmy and Boss Cold. <333

As always, thank you for all the support and love for my work. Seriously could not do this without you all.

Thank you.

<333

Kat

Sucker For Love Mystery Series

Look at ’em all. I still can’t quite believe it, but I did it. The series is back out in the world with new amazing art by the incredible Poppypari, hardcover editions are in the works, and I am just… stunned. It wasn’t easy getting here, not by any means hahaaa, but I wanted to take a moment to thank all of my friends, fam, and fans.

Couldn’t have done this without you all.

<333 Kat

NEW RELEASE: Love You Always, Sucker And All

Sloane Beaumont has pitted himself against ancient gods, murderous cultists, and cursed magic. Now he’s facing off against the most powerful threat yet: one of his own friends.

Elliam Sturm has always had mysterious abilities. Most recently he’s used them to bring new life to his ghoul boyfriend’s rotting body. However, the true source of his power has been finally revealed and may drive him to destroy the universe in an eons-old cycle of violence and death.

For the first time since his parents’ murder, Sloane is happy with his husband, Loch, their daughter, and their growing extended and immortal family. He can’t let Ell destroy that… or himself. Desperate to save Ell from his own fated corruption and to prevent the destruction of existence as they know it, Sloane will have to travel to new worlds, raise a magical army, and fight to protect the life he and Loch have worked so hard to build in one final epic battle.

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