Hey! Come see me and DL Wainright at Dragon Con andddd get some books! We’ll be at Tairen’s Lair and we got scary monsters, sexy monsters, scary sexy monsters, and they’re aaaall queer af <333
You can place a preorder too! Remember — I will not be able to bring ALL my books/merch (I have a lot okay) so if there is a book or whatever that you really want, order it now or ask me if I’ll have it. xD;;;
Indy Summers is no stranger to the world of monsters hidden within Somerstown. After selling his soul to save himself, he has come to know many quite intimately.
Specializing in entertaining the supernatural has given him a special notoriety. He is highly sought after and always booked, though he longs for a connection beyond the physical. His circumstances don’t offer much room for romance, so he’s settled for being grateful to be alive and still fabulous.
That is until a strange man gives him a magical ring that he can’t get off, a ring that countless fiends are now after to claim its powers for their own.
Including the dreaded demon mob boss, Mr. Heiss.
Mr. Heiss will stop at nothing to seize the ring for himself, and Indy is along for the ride until they can figure out how to remove it. The attraction is instant but so is the tension, and Indy might have found the one monster immune to his charms. As danger unfolds, the lines blur and Indy finds himself growing closer to Mr. Heiss in unexpected ways. There’s a chance he wants something from Indy more valuable than any artifact, his body, or even his soul:
His heart.
<333 ON SALE NOW! <333
Feral Hearts Club x K.L. Hiers featuring my book Werewolves Hate Clogs!
There is only a limited quantity of these, so get yours now! We’ll be selling until Sept 8 or when we run out. Whichever comes first.
Wouldn’t you love some fun goodies inspired by your favorite books? HECK YEAH! My lovely friends JD and Megan of FHC are teaming up with their favorite authors to offer up book related merch bundles where they feature handmade items inspired by the queer and MM Romance books they love! Tge first bundle will feature Werewolves Hate Clogs by K.L. Hiers (hey that’s me!)
$55/bundle + S&H (open internationally)
This is a PREORDER! The soaps need 3 weeks to cure, so shipping will start after September 9th! There’s a limited supply! So don’t miss out! <333
Werewolves Hate Clogs (AUDIOBOOK) 07/07/2026
Angels Adore Astrology (AUDIOBOOK) 09/15/2026
Shoulda Swiped Left (AUDIOBOOK) NOW LIVE!
Tastes Like Christmas (AUDIOBOOK) NOW LIVE!
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PREORDERS
Demons Dig Donuts (9/18/2026)
COLD HARD CASH (10/16/2026)
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Current Projects
Demons Dig Donuts (DONE! PROOFING)
Ravenous (8/25?)
Monstrous Pride: Volume 2 (0/5)
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Future Projects
Fae Fancy Freakin’ Something (LOL)
Cash Is King
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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH
Hello, darlings! I have SO MUCH TO TELL YOU so let’s get right into it! <333
Let’s talk new stuff coming up — Angels Adore Astrology on audio comes out NEXT MONTH and just a few days later you can enjoy the release of the next book in the series Demons Dig Donuts! Yes, Demons will also have audio but I am still waiting for the final proof to be done before I can send it over to them! Tantor was pretty quick with the first two, so I’m hoping for maybe a Nov – Dec ish release.
I also have new audio from the fabulous Kit Barrie – Tastes Like Christmas is here! My silly lil’ novella about a cannibal town obsessed with Christmas! xD And OH don’t forget Shoulda Swiped Left is out toooo for your listening enjoyment!
And oh…
OH YEAH
COLD HARD CASH is officially up for PREORDER! It has been an honor and a pleasure working with Stormy Night, and I will be forever thankful for the chance they took on me seven years ago. It literally changed my entire life, but now I will be pulling my books as the rights expire to republish them on my own. Starting with the book that started it all. <333
Now, a few quick things! This will be a SECOND EDITION of the book. It will have new mo better editing, all those damn typos will be fixed, and OF COURSE the finger cutting scene will be restored. For those of you who do not know, Cold did not originally beat the crap out of Corman for touching Jimmy. He cut his finger off and gave the book one of my favorite insults ever. I had to edit out that scene because of SNP’s policies on torture, thus losing the line I loved so much, but hey! I wanted to get published dammit XD XD XD So it was a small price to pay and happy that I can now publish this story as intended.
And yes yes yes I already know you’re going to ask about the audiobooks. xD xD xD
I have spoken with Scott Carousel and he’s agreed to redub the original audio of Cold Hard Cash so that it will match the new edition. He’s also said he wants to finish narrating the rest of the series. I cannot say when any of these things will happen quite yet, but please keep in mind: while Scott is a super totally amazing narrator and I adore his work to bits, it is not his full-time job. I am pretty sure after all these years, my book is still the only one he has ever done. He is a dear friend and trust me when I say we both want this very much. It’s simply finding the time.
I know that is frustrating when I have other audiobooks coming out, but please consider I am either working with people who DO narrate audio full-time (like Kit Barrie!) or with a production company (Tantor) for these other titles. Cold Hard Cash is my first book and it was also Scott’s first audio, so it’s very special to us both. There is no one else I can imagine reading it anddd all I can ask is for your patience while we get it figured out. TRUST ME there is no one who wants this more than MEEE. <333
So! Yes! Cold Hard Cash new edition with new shiny cover and editing and formatting woo! There will be a special merch bundle available with/without signed copies, but more on that later! And ohhh speaking of shiny merch and thingsss, I have a super amazing collab for you guys to check out courtesy of the wonderful peeps over at Feral Hearts Club! 😀 😀 😀
JD and Megan of FHC are teaming up with their favorite authors to create amazing book related merch bundles featuring handsome items inspired by the stories they love! The very first bundle is Werewolves Hate Clogs! AHHH! I am so honored and humbled and just so excited omg omg omg LOOK AT CHIBI NEIL AND LOU OMG. Quantities are very limited, and I suggest grabbing asap! They will be selling through September 8th or until they sell out, whatever comes first!
$55/bundle + S&H (open internationally) BUY MEOW XD
This is a PRE-ORDER! The soaps need 3 weeks to cure, so shipping will start on September 9th! I hope you guys check this out and support this incredible collab! <333 EEK
Okay, uhhhh. Yes. New books. New audio. New MERCH! So many cool things coming up and I can’t wait to share all the stuffffs. I am currently digging through my big pile of unfinished WIPs and hoping to get at least a few done before moving back into LFM land for Fae Fancy What The Fluff Ever It Is Because I Keep Changing Titles. After that or during that or idk whenever my brain allows me, I will finally be starting on Cash is King. Ish. Maybe. I feel like I’ve said that before and I am a liar liar pants on fire sometimes. xD
Thank you darlings for all of your support and love! Seriously could not do this without you. Hope you guys enjoy the goodies and the goodies that are on the wayyy and more coming up sooon!
<333
Kat
I am super excited to announce Feral Hearts Club is teaming up with their favorite authors to create amazing merch bundles featuring handmade items inspired by all the queer and MM romance books they love! Oh, and the first bundle? Werewolves Hate Clogs by ME!
AHHHHH!!! XD
Stay tuned for pictures of what will actually be included in the bundle and orders officially open this TUESDAY! SO CLOSE EEEP SO MARK YOUR CALENDARS ’cause the supply is VERY limited due to the handmade awesomeness. <333
(Yes, you can technically order now before everything’s been revealed xD)
$55/bundle + S&H (open internationally!)
NOTE: This is a PREORDER! The soaps need THREE weeks to cure, so shipping cannot take place until those are ready to go! I cannot wait for everyone to see the amazing art and the SOAP and just how much love went into bringing this amazing bundle to life! I am over the freakin’ moon and so humbled and excited and eep!
I hope everyone checks this out and don’t forget to grab ’em while you can! I cannot stress how LIMITED these will be and there is def a chance they will sell out! More updates soon!
Egor Soska and his gang of thieves stumble onto the quaint mountain town of Hollytown to lay low after a big score… But the local obsession with Christmas perfection and holiday themed tropes may turn deadly if they don’t follow the right storyline.
Othniel “Neil” Ricci has a sweet new gig working at his uncle’s flower shop—good hourly pay, free room and board, and he has absolutely no idea that the city is apparently infested with monsters.
That is, until he does.
Louis Morénas-Mostro is a werewolf and an underboss in the monstrous crime family who rule over everything that goes bump in the night. When a prized magical artifact becomes inadvertently attached to Neil, Lou is determined to get it back at any cost.
. . . Even pretending to date him.
Neil finds himself at odds with an entire monster family, their rebellious enemies, and his own growing attraction to Lou. He hopes he lives long enough to find out if their explosive chemistry can lead to something real, but first he has to make sure he doesn’t end up as monster kibble.
Pssst! Hey there! Want more audio goodness? We got you! Don’t forget that La Famiglia Mostro #2: Angels Adore Astrology is coming to audio 9/15/2026! Preorder now! XD
Werewolves Hate Clogs (AUDIOBOOK) 07/07/2026
Angels Adore Astrology (AUDIOBOOK) 09/15/2026
Shoulda Swiped Left (AUDIOBOOK) NOW LIVE!
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Current Projects
Demons Dig Donuts (21/25)
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Future Projects
Fae Fancy Flamingos
Cash Is King
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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH
Hello, darlings! OMFG IT HAS BEEN A HOT MINUTE RIGHT?! I hope you are all doing as wonderfully as possible navigating the current dumpster fire of reality right now. I admit it’s gotten to me quite a bit sooo I haven’t been very active for a while, but I am happy to say that I am doing better now. Writing more stuff, giving my brain breaks, and all that. Very special and big thank you to everyone who reached out. Love you all so, so, sooo much! Anddd oh oh oh yeah HAPPY PRIDE!!! <333
Let’s go!
I hope you all had a chance to check out the amazinggg audiobook for Shoulda Swiped Left by Kit Barrie! I think she absolutely knocked it out of the parkkk and I love everything she did with these characters. I am definitely going to be working with her more in the future, so keep an eyeball out for future projects including Tastes Like Christmas, Killer Queen, and other novellas!
Now let’s talk about the BIG BIG BIG NEWS!
Okay, wait, there’s a lot of big news soooo uh AUDIOBOOK STUFF FIRST
Werewolves Hate Clogs, Angels Adore Astrology, and Demons Dig Donuts are coming to audio! I’ve signed a deal with Tantor and they’re on board to record all three books — which is super amazing since I haven’t even finished Demons Dig Donuts yet ahahahaaaa! OMGGG I am so, sooo excited! The samples I’ve heard sound amazing and I am beyond thrilled to be working with Kristian A. Lee! Go give him a follow and show him some love! I can’t wait to hear the whole book and ahhhhh so EXCITED! SO! WE GOT:
Werewolves Hate Clogs – 7/7/2026
Angels Adore Astrology – 9/15/2026
Demons Dig Donuts TBD ’cause oops it still ain’t done yet! I’m hoping to release the book in October sooo it’ll be pretty much exactly a year from Angels. OOF. Honestly, figuring that out was such a weird kick in the face for me. As most of you know, I am a very very fast writer. It was nothing to have a release almost every month once I really got going. Looking back and seeing I haven’t had anything in almost a year was humbling and sad and mehhh. But! I am definitely on track to have a bunch of new stuff coming out by the end of the year! YAY! So, let’s get back into that!
COLD HARD CASH! OH YEAH! I will be getting my rights back from Stormy Night in August of this year and I am planning a very sexy second edition with a new cover, new formatting, and some new editing because YES there are typos that have haunted me for seven years and I wanna fix them. I’ve also grown so much as a writer that I know I can make this story better in terms of grammar/structure/etc. No dialogue will change (except the French. The very bad French lulz) and the content will remain the same EXCEPT for adding back in a scene I had to cut to comply with SNP’s torture policy. Which sounds super harsh except it was just Cold cutting off Corman’s finger lol and of course was changed to him beating the snot out of him.
It was not a decision I made lightly, but I will admit I was so desperate at the time to actually be PUBLISHED! I WAS JUST LIKE YEAH SURE WOO! ‘Cause here was this nice wonderful publisher willing to take a chance on me and my lil’ book sooo yup, I agreed to cut it. I will always be forever grateful to Stormy Night for giving me such an opportunity and literally changing my life, but I’m also looking forward to getting my rights back and putting my lil’ book out there as originally intended.
Finger cutting included lol
Which, of course lol, is why I’ve always referred to this potential new edition as the “Nine Fingered C*nt” edition. No finger cutting, no favorite line.
And what does this mean for the audio, you might ask? WELL GOOD NEWS! Scott and I have been chatting, and he has agreed to edit the current audio so it will match up with the second edition of the book, finger cutting and all. And yes, he will be recording the second book hopefully very soon once we get Cold Hard Cash straightened back out. There is no one else in the world I want to narrate these stories and I am confident we can make it work! Also, editing for Hard Earned Cash and later books should be much more minimal than this first book, and oof easier on my brain. xD
So, yes! Second edition Cold Hard Cash, new and improved with shiny beautiful sexy audio to match! Hard Earned Cash will follow along with the others as I get my rights back over the next two years which not only gives me time to prepare but also Scott time to record so yay! It’s amazing to me that there is still so much love for these books after so many years and oh yeah… This also means I need to finally write the last book for Jimmy and Cold.
Cash Is King is definitely on my radar and trust I’ve had the story in my head for a long time. There was so much going on with other series, new books, and ahhhh it’s been so hard to actually think there was going to be an end. I think I’m finally ready and as soon as my lil’ monster mafia series is wrapped up, I am currently planning to put my full focus on this last chapter. I’m not sure how it’s going to work just yet with so many of the books still being tied up with my publisher, but I will work something out! Even if it’s just a direct purchase on my website until I have everything else on Amazon. Whatever. I’ll figure it out! XD
Andddd yeah! That’s pretty much it for right now. I am still working on getting the final editions of the Sucker For Love series out there with their sexy hardcover versions. (On book 6! WOO!) I do still have a second volume of 8 Days of Monstrous Pride planned to put out in the world uhhhh at some point. Maybe superheroes, uhhhh who knows! XD I don’t wanna put too much on my plate right now, but I am happy and thrilled that things are moving in a positive and upward direction. <333
Thank you all. Seriously, so much. I couldn’t do any of this without my fans and I hope to keep making books and creating stories that you all enjoy. WHICH OH REMINDS ME YES SO since Cold Hard Cash is getting a new cover very soon (as the rest of the series eventually will) I am selling all the old books at super low prices to get ’em on outta here! I did worry that Cash Is King won’t match though and actually considered an “old” version just to print for people who wanted it to match what they have. Let me know if that’s actually something you’d be interested in!? XD I dunno might be crazy anyway! Sale stuff below!
Once they’re gone, that’s it. I will not be ordering any of the old covers from this point on. So, if you want ’em, grab ’em! And yes, I will definitely consider making a version for Cash Is King that will vibe with the rest of the old covers. <333 Especially as old as it is lol I figured I should make the option available. xD;
Now! Off I go! I hope you’re doing well and SAFE and feeling loved. Sending big warm hugs into the universe and hey, maybe we’ll meet later this year! I’ll be vending at Dragon Con in September and very likely headed back to Twin Cities con again! I’ll keep you guys posted! Thank you for everything. All my love. <333
-Kat
Hello, darlings! That’s RIGHT! La Famiglia Mostro is getting AUDIOBOOKS! WOO! I have signed a deal with Tantor Media to record the first three books of the series! Naturally, the best place to start is at the beginning so we got Werewolves Hate Clogs coming up first! You can preorder it right now and it will be releasing July 7th, 2026! SO CLOSE AHHH! I am so so so excited for everyone to hear this and I hope you enjoy it. <333
Seymour Madison has come to Somerstown to settle his estranged father’s estate. He’s been busy coasting through life and keeping things simple with no attachments, no relationships, and zero desire to create either.
But then his father’s lawyer turns out to be a robot god, some hot faeries want him to find a missing head, and the cute guy he met at the cemetery is an angel who works for a monster mafia.
Oh, and there’s the adorable kitty cat girl who eats people whole.
Complicated is an understatement.
Sariel is a literal angel, but there’s something terrifying lurking beneath his heavenly form. He’s a prisoner of a demon who will stop at nothing to get what he wants, and Seymour is soon caught between a rebelling faction and the city’s ruling family of monsters. He is drawn to Sariel in a way he’s never felt before, and for the first time, he has something worth fighting for…
And someone he doesn’t want to lose.
