Coming Soon!

The highly anticipated audiobook adaption of Cold Hard Cash is coming – 05/31/2022! Voiced by the incomparable Scott Carousel, this is 10+ hours of incredible steam, thrilling passions, and a wild mafia adventure brought to life like you’ve never heard before.

Make sure you have a fan and a cold shower ready when you listen to this… you’re gonna need it.

New Preorder Available!

That’s right — surprise preorder! WOO WOO!

I’ve got some sweet and fluffy sexy monster stories coming June 30th! I will begin posting teasers in a few weeks, and I cannot wait for you guys to read this super awesome collection! It’s gonna be so much fun! <333

In honor of pride month, I will be donating some of the profits from this book to a couple of my favorite LGBTQ+ charities: the Gilbert Baker Foundation, The Trevor Project, and Haunters Against Hate. I hope you guys check it out and keep your eyeballs peeled for the sneaky peeks coming soon!

Inspired by the meanings behind the colors of the original pride flag, this is a collection of eight romantic stories that each follow a specific theme: sexuality, life, healing, sunlight, nature, magic and art, serenity, and spirit. Each story features a man finding happiness in unexpected and surprising ways!

-A young man comes out to the desire demon he accidentally summons

-A painter finds his muse again when he meets the monster in his art

-A bullied medium finds love when he channels a widower’s lost husband

…And many more!

PREORDER HERE!

Writing All The Things

Completed Projects

A Quick Buck: Available Now!

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Available Now!

Just Calamarried: Available Now!

Our Shellfish Desires: July 19th, 2022

Insquidious Devotion: (editing, release date pending)

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Current Projects

An Inkredible Love: 15/15 (editing for submission)

Untitled Daddy Mafia: 19/20 (writing) (8/12/2022)

8 Days of Monstrous Pride: (outlining 7/8) (6/30/2022)

Super Secret Squirrel Project (outlining, ??/??)

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Future Projects 2022

Ghost (9/17/2022)

Creature (9/30/2022)

Sinner (10/06/2022)

13 Days of Monster F#cking Vol. 2 (10/31/2022)

13 Days of Monsters Making Love (???)

Sucker For Love: #9

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Happy May, darlings!

Waaah? What do you mean this post is five days late? I have no idea what you’re talking about. It’s not like I’m scrambling to finish a WIP because I have like ten more to do and I maybe might have forgot about my blog. Except I did. Oops. XD

Please be sure to check out the preorder for Our Shellfish Desires, and I have BIG BIG BIGGG news for the Sucker For Love Mysteries!

The entire series will be going to KU, and that includes Our Shellfish Desires releasing in KU as well! WOO WOO! I am not sure how soon it will happen because it’s up to Amazon at this point and their unpredictable enrollment process, but keep your eyeballs peeled because I will be posting as soon as the series is enrolled and ready to go! 😀 😀 😀

Speaking of SFL, if you wanna sneak peek at #7 and #8, you better head over to Patreon while you still can! Editing on #7 will begin soon, and I will remove all the WIP chapters at that time. The final chapter for #8 posts tomorrow, but those will also come down when editing with my pubby begins.

The closer I get to the end of this series, the more bittersweet it is. <333

I still have to finish the Super Secret Squirrel Project, the mini-series for Asta and Jay, a handful of bonus scenes, and #9 of course, but then that’s it. Like, there is a very real ending for this series, and it’s not that far away AT ALL OMGGG. It’s just hit me that I will finish writing it this year.

2022 is the last year of Sloane and Loch! D: D: D:

Naturally, I still have plans to write the Hidden World series in that same universe, but whew that will not be happening for a while. My writing schedule is already packed full, and I’ve tried to update it here in this blog so you guys can see what I’m working on now. I’m about to finish my first collab, a sexy Daddy Mafia book with a very special MC who gets himself his first boy, and then it’s onto the Super Secret Squirrel Project and 8 Days of Monstrous Pride.

8 Days of Monstrous Pride is a special project that I am planning to release for Pride Month, and I will donate a portion of the profits to the Trevor Project, the Gilbert Baker Foundation, and Haunters Against Hate, some of my favorite LGBTQ+ charities. This whole idea snuck on me because I’ve been missing monsters and I’ve always wanted to create something special for Pride. It’s going to be eight stories inspired by the meanings of the original eight colors of the first pride flag designed by Gilbert Baker.

Preorder for 8 Days of Monstrous Pride is coming soon and will release June 30th! <333

After all that fun stuff is done, it’s back to writing the books for the other sexy collabs coming later this fall. I can’t give you a lot of details, but I cannnn say that the next one is gonna be a ghostly good time. I’m also planning another volume of Monster F#cking plus a collection of fluffier sweet Monsters Making Love stories! I am hoping for a double release on Halloween, but ehhhh!? XD We’ll see!

If it doesn’t look good for the home team, I may bump 13 Days of Monsters Making Love to 2023. Maybe for Valentine’s Day? Awww, yeah. That’s a good plan. Nothing more sweet or romantic than monsterssss. <333

Uhhh, let’s see. What else…

I think my blog last month was too short, and this one is gonna be too long, ha.

Tl;dr I am writing my butt off to get everything done that has a deadline on it, but I snuck in some monster romance and secret squirrel things, and I swear I’ll get to the last Sucker For Love book by the end of the year. I’m confident that I’ll finish writing it before the ball drops once the collabs and monstery things are taken care of, but I very much doubt it’ll release until 2023.

I do feel bad that some projects keep getting kicked aside (Robots, Jay and Asta, Cold Hard Cash sequels, every bonus scene ever that I either write WAY AHEAD or literally the week of a new release), but the muse is being very particular about what they want to do. I am very sorry if there’s a particular book you’re waiting on me to write, and all I can say is that I doing my absolute best to keep words flowing. I hope you’re excited about what I have planned for the year, and I seriously cannot wait to share all these awesome stories with you guys!

My tentative plan is that once my current schedule is done, including everything for the Sucker For Love series, I am going to FINALLLYYY tackle Robots. Poor, poor Robots that has been neglected for years and years. Literally years at this point, agh! X_X

And THEN, and only THEN, probably late 2022/early 2023ish, I am going back to Cold Hard Cash land to finish that darn series. I want CHC finished before I start anything else, and that includes the new Hidden World series in tentacles land that I want to write. I am never ever everrrr going to write two series at the same time everrrrr again because one of them will always end up sucking hind tit–especially when I get distracted by random crazy projects. ^^;;

I mean, I think they’re all crazy AWESOME COOOOL projects, but still! XD

If you’ve made it this far, congratulations! Thank you for reading my long rambling blog! I hope you are looking forward to what’s coming up, and thank you as always for your love and support. Seriously could not do this without you guys!

Happy reading, darlings!

<333 Kat

New Preorder Available!

Sucker For Love Mystery #6: Our Shellfish Desires is now available for preorder! It goes live 7/19/2022 and I can’t wait for you guys to read this one! It is seriously my fav of the series so far! Check out the gorgeous cover and blurb below! <333

People talk about the marriage of true minds, but Alexander doesn’t think this is what they meant.

After a cruel experiment binds him to the soul of Rota, an old god, Alexander has one mission: find Rota’s body. Having a godly boyfriend is great, but it would be better to have one that he could actually touch. Unfortunately, even Alexander’s ability to command Rota’s divine power hasn’t helped.

A rare book of poetry may finally provide the answer. The expertise they need translating it brings them to Oleander Logue, a young man with plenty of problems that seem at odds with his cheerful nature. Ollie is happy to help, but he’s in trouble with a gangster who demands that Alexander and Rota solve a series of murders first.

Desperate, Alexander and Rota accept the case… but it’s not that simple. The gangster’s threats to Ollie’s safety disturb them both, but is that because they’re both growing more attracted to Ollie… or because he’s a potential host for Rota? If they can’t solve these murders, they may never find out.

PREORDER NOW!

Writing All The Things

Completed Projects

Nautilus Than Perfect: Available Now!

A Quick Buck: Available Now!

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Available Now!

Just Calamarried: Available Now!

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Current Projects

Our Shellfish Desires: 15/15 (Editing complete!)

Insquidious Devotions: 15/15 (Submitted to publisher!)

An Inkredible Love: 15/15 (editing for submission)

Untitled Daddy Mafia: 0/25 (outlining)

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Future Projects

Sucker For Love: #9

Ghost (9/17/2022)

Sinner (10/06/2022)

Creature (10/03/2022)

Cold Hard Cash #5

That Half-Brother Guy

Fable

Gods (Untitled) #1 – #5

And The Stars Went Red

The Yawn Of Churchyards

Gay AF Supernatural (Untitled)

Love Included, Heart Not Required

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Happy April, darlings!

Sucker For Love Mystery #5 Just Calamarried is now live!!!

I’m currently waiting for a release date for SFL #6, I submitted SFL #7 a few weeks ago, and I just finished writing SFL #8! You can check out those WIP chapters as I edit them for submission over on Patreon! Woo-woo! I’m so thrilled to see the end of this series in sight after so long. I need to write one last book for Sloane and Loch, the mini-series for Asta and Jay, complete the Super Secret Squirrel Project, but then that’s IT! AGH!

Now I know I said last month that I was going to head straight into SFL #9 once I finished #8… but I’m big silly goose, and that is no longer the plan. Because my collabs have pesky deadlines and I just bought myself like four months finishing two tentacles books back to back, I need to start working on my collabs. SO, that is where I’ll be headed to.

Up next will my Daddy Mafia book with a certain somebody from CHC land. That you already know. I mean, if any of you actually read these blog things. Sorry this isn’t longer, but eek I have so much to do! XD

Happy reading, darlings!

<333 Kat

Just Calamarried is LIVE!

Just Calamarried: Sucker For Love Mystery #5 is HERE! Join Sloane and Loch as they embark on another exciting adventure with more twists and turns and oh yes–tentacles!

Newlyweds Sloane and Loch are eagerly expecting their first child, though for Sloane that excitement is tempered by pregnancy side effects. Carrying a god’s baby would be enough to deal with, especially with the whole accelerated gestation thing, but it’s not like Sloane can take maternity leave. He works for himself as a private investigator. Which leads him to his next case.

At least this strange new mystery distracts him from the stress of constant puking.

When two priests are murdered within hours of each other, a woman named Daphne hires Sloane and Loch to track down the prime suspect—her brother—before the police do. Between untangling a conspiracy of lies and greed, going toe-to-toe with a gangster, and stealing a cat, they hardly have time to decorate a nursery…. 

BUY NOW!

Writing All The Things

Completed Projects

Nautilus Than Perfect: Available Now!

A Quick Buck: Available Now!

13 Days of Monster F#cking: Available Now!

Just Calamarried: PREORDER: March 22, 2022

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Current Projects

Insquidious Devotions: 12/15 (currently writing)

Our Shellfish Desires: 15/15 (Editing complete!)

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Future Projects

Sucker For Love: #8

Sucker For Love: #9

Daddy Mafia (8/12/2022)

Ghost (9/17/2022)

Sinner (10/06/2022)

Creature (10/03/2022)

Cold Hard Cash #5

That Half-Brother Guy

Fable

Gods (Untitled) #1 – #5

And The Stars Went Red

The Yawn Of Churchyards

Gay AF Supernatural (Untitled)

Love Included, Heart Not Required

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Happy March, my darlings!

I have LOTS of exciting news to share with you! Whew! First off, props to my first non-English title, Amour Tentaqueulaire! This is the French translation of Acsquidentally In Love, and I am so very excited! WOO! I FEEL FANCY! Also, I have been told that I will be listening to auditions next week of potential narrators for Acsquidentally In Love! That’s right, darlings–Tentacles is getting its first audio release!

Now I don’t have any info for a potential release date on the audio or any idea of when/if my publisher will produce any additional translations or audiobooks for the Sucker For Love series. I really hope they do, of course, but right now I don’t know. I will keep you all posted if I hear anything!

Speaking of audio… the audiobook of Cold Hard Cash is complete.

Yup. That’s right. There is an audiobook for Cold Hard Cash, and it is finally done. This has been an intense and crazy labor of love over the last two years, and I am freakin’ pumped to finally share it with you all. I’m aiming for an April release, and I will post all the nifty details as soon as I can.

IM SO EXCITED

Okay, whew, what else?

Sucker For Love #5: Just Calamarried is still available for preorder, I just finished the final round of edits for Our Shellfish Desires (SFL #6), and I’m nearly done with the rough draft of Insquidious Devotions (SFL #7). Don’t forget that you can read the latest WIP progress over on my Patreon plus lots of other awesome stuff! Join today and submit a prompt for the monthly prompt party that’s held every month on the first! Patrons get to vote on sexy fun ideas and I write the winning prompt–plus usually one or two more if I just can’t resist! ^_~

Admittedly, I have been a bit behind schedule. I wanted to have Insquidious‘s draft done weeks ago, but I’m still very happy with how it’s turning out. Up next will be SFL #8 (the infamous book that’s been done foreverrr) and then onto SFL #9 to finish the series. I can’t believe it’s almost done! OMG!

After all my lovely Tentacles projects are wrapped up, then it’s back to mafia land with a new tale about Jules Price from Cold Hard Cash… and a brand new boy. I can’t say too much else right now, but it’s gonna some good ol’ sexy mafia fun.

I also have several other cool projects coming out this year like a serial killer romance, more monster romance, ghostly things… and oh yeah there’s that pesky robot romance I keep meaning to edit and it’s been stuck on hold for years. Literally years. But you see, look, there are some issues. It’s very short, the pacing is a bit rushed, the world building is messy, and I wrote it a super long time ago before I learned a lot of cool stuff (like what the heck a misplace modifier is). I’ve had a wonderful beta read through it, I know what I need to do, but basically gutting this story is something I can’t seem to find the energy for.

It doesn’t help that I keep picking up new projects but ahhh must follow the muse! And the muse wants tentacles and gangsters right now. I will complete my robot romance, but it’ll have to be after some of these other books are done–especially the ones that have pesky deadlines.

Oh yeah, and there’s that mini-series I was going to write to explain what happens between Jay and Asta. And I need to write more monsters. Like, so many monsters.

Oops.

Okay, but no more new projects. I can do this. I am a strong determined human, and I can behave. Tentacles, then Jules, then other secret thingies with deadlines, and then… I have no idea. There’s no telling what I’m going to be feeling by the time I’m done, I am hoping to keep on making 2022 a kickass year. Probably bit off a bit more than I can chew but I am confident I can make it work.

After all, who needs sleep? XD

Happy reading, darlings!

<333 Kat

Amour Tentaqueulaire is LIVE!

Parlez vous français? Acsquidentally In Love is now available in FRENCH! 😀

AMOUR TENTAQUEULAIRE

Rien ne rapproche aussi bien deux hommes – ou plutôt un homme et un immortel – que la vengeance.

Sloane, détective privé, a sacrifié sa carrière dans les Forces de l’Ordre pour traquer le meurtrier de ses parents. Comme eux, il croit en des dieux oubliés, il pratique leur magie et leur offre ses prières… sans jamais obtenir de réponse.

Jusqu’ici.

Azaethoth le Petit, dieu des voleurs et des escrocs, prend soin des siens. Il vient sur terre pour venger le meurtre d’un de ses favoris et peut-être séduire le très tentant détective que le destin a mis sur son chemin. S’il réussit dans ses projets, il ne s’agira pas seulement d’attraper un tueur pour le remettre à la justice. En fait, Azaethoth est sûr d’avoir enfin trouvé celui avec lequel il aimerait passer sa vie éternelle.

La résistance initiale de Sloane cède devant la tendresse inattendue d’Azaethoth, et les tentacules qu’il aperçoit parfois sous l’apparence humaine du dieu enflamment son imagination. Mais leur enquête devient de plus en plus étrange et dangereuse. Pour survivre à la bataille finale, le couple aura besoin d’un peu de foi… et beaucoup de lumière mystique.

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