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13 Days of Monster F#cking is BACK! This series has been banned from the ‘Zon and was just forced to unpublish from Smashwords for being too naughty! Mozzarus Scout and I are coming back with a vengeance this Halloween, and our dear monsters are going to be bigger and badder than ever! You may now exclusively preorder 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 3 directly through Shopify at a special discounted price!
Explore this collection of thirteen unique tales inspired by two-sentence horror stories with deliciously depraved spice, from creeping cryptids to fantastical aliens, wicked undead fiends, and exciting new nightmares to haunt your dreams.
-A young man obsessed with horror movies chanting a local urban legend’s name into a mirror yields a most unexpected result.
-Putting two dead bodies in the trunk of a car is bad enough, but waking up to find one of them missing is an absolute nightmare.
-A mysterious new customer claims he knows a shy restaurateur’s secret ingredient, and no one is what they appear to be.
-The sole heir to an eccentric relative’s collection is in for some surprises when he discovers the antiques have a life of their own.
…And many more!
Need to catch up on the series? 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 1 and 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 2 plus my taboo novella Tentacle Hockey are now available for purchase again!
