Author: klhiers
COVER REVEAL: 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 4
COVER REVEAL DAY! Check out our amazing cover by the super talented Amanda Meuwissen! Eeee just a few more weeks until 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 4 is hereeee! Keep your eyes peeled for exclusive teasers coming to Kat’s Hot Dog Shack: Now With Extra Mozz! later today as we count down to the days to our Halloween release!
Preorder now at a special discounted price! <333
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Explore this collection of thirteen unique tales inspired by two-sentence horror stories with torturously titillating heat, from naughty beasts to lascivious demons, terrifyingly corrupted fiends, and a new host of wicked frights to keep you up at night.
-A man decides to take an old flame out for a date in hopes of rekindling their romance, but his beau has a monstrous secret to reveal.
-Confirming a romantic partner’s infidelity is always heartbreaking, but the identity of this unfaithful man’s lover is truly horrifying.
-A young man enjoying a walk with his dog finds himself trapped in a strange time loop with an even stranger fiend who never wants to let him go.
-Being trapped alone in an elevator is bad, but being trapped and then discovering you’re not as alone as you thought you were is worse.
…And many more!
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SPECIAL EDITION: COLD HARD CASH
This is a limited special edition hardcover book of Cold Hard Cash produced by Bright Side Candles as part of their Marriage of Convenience Box. Each book has gold foil front and back, pretty sprayed edges, and a gorgeous custom interior!
I have very limited quantities available for purchase and once they’re gone, that’s it! Grab ’em while you can! <333
SPOOKTACULAR 13 DAYS SALE
Let’s get SPOOKY!
To kick off the bestest time of the year, Mozzarus Scout and I are having a spooktacular SALE on all our sexy 13 Days of Monsters series! 13 DOMF and 13 MML in both paperback and ebook are ON SALE — now through the end of October! Grab these scary good deals while you can!
Keep your eyeballs peeled for the cover reveal of 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 4 coming up on 10/19/2024 to help us start our sexy countdown full of naughty teasers to the Halloween release!
Writing All The Things
Acsquidentally In Love: Now Available!
Ready To Cash Out: Now Available!
Kraken My Heart: Now Available!
Tales From The Tarot: By Rude Strength: Now Available!
Ride With Me: MM Anthology: Preorder Now! 10-25-2024
13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 4: Preorder Now! 10-31-2024
O Deadly Night Volume 3: Preorder Now! 11-12-2024!
Yule Octopi My Heart: Preorder Now! 12-09-2024
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Current Projects
13 DOMF: Volume 4: 1/13 (plotting/editing)
Ravenous: 5/25 Editing/Writing
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Future Projects
T&T 2.0: Yule Octopi My Heart
Angels Adore Astrology
Cash Is King
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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH
Hello, darlings!
Happy OCTOBER!!! LETS GO! AHHHHHH
I’ve just gotten back from FanX SLC and omgggg it was a BLAST! Thank you to everyone who came by the Prideful Reads booth to see me, Mozzarus Scout, Fae Quin, and DL Wainright! BIG HUGE LOVE to the gang for surprising me with a visit from my beloved Julie Hansonnn and oh yeah special mention for Mini Kit (Kit Barrie!) who could not make it sooo we made Mini Kit to bring along for the fun! We all had such a lovely time and I cannot wait to come back again! <333
oh look it’s mah face xD
Nowwww back to our regularly scheduled rambling nonsense!
By Rude Strength, my title in the multi-author collab series Tales From The Tarot, is now available! Thank you all for the love and support and the super sweet reviews! EEK! This book got a little more personal than I meant it to, but I am so happy that most peeps really seemed to enjoy LA and his journey to being uhhh less of an asshole. xD
Don’t forget that there are still more sexy Tales From The Tarot books to check out tooooo gooo meowwwwwww! uh let’s see what else is going onnn
Kraken My Heart is out and Killer Queen and hmm lots of stuff OMG BRAIN SO SMOOTHHHHH ;-; im very tired
OKAY WE GOT THIS SHUT UP SMOOTH CON BRAIN XD XD XD
13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 4 is now available for preorder at a special discounted price! Keep your eyeballs peeled for some awesome sexy monstery giveaways coming later this month on my Instagram page. Trust meeee. You are gonna wanna get in on this awesome stuff!
Don’t forget that the Ride With Me: MM Charity Anthology is now available for preorder too! This is a wonderful collection of short stories by a bunch of amazing authors for a fantastic cause!
Need some more multi-author charity goodness? Of course you do! O Deadly Night: Volume 3 is here for you to preorder too! This is another super awesome collection of short stories by a bunch of super talented authors for a wonderful charity.
Speaking of collabs, Tinsels & Tentacles 2.0 is back for another season! Go check it out for all your fun and exciting tentacle holiday needs! Mozz and I are teaming up for Yule Octopi My Heart! It’s gonna be sexy and fluffy and uhhh have lots of tentacles. Yup. ‘Cause tentacles. xD
Editing has stalled on our serial killer guy whoever story ’cause oh yeah we have lots of naughty monsters and fluffy tentacles to write! I’m looking at my writing schedule for next year and eeeeee yup I really need more hours in the day cause I have so much to dooooo.
I am planning a new volume of 8 Days of Monstrous Pride, I wanna get back into La Famiglia Mostro land so bad I can’t stand it, and uhhh lots of finishing up the Sucker For Love stuff to get those lovelies back into the world. I think that might be it for now. Brain so soft. So smooooth.
You can keep up with everything my silly soft brain is doing by stalking me over on social media and you can check out my current WIP plus bonus scenes and more over on Patreon! Whew! Hope you’re all doing wonderfully and I can’t wait to share more awesome bookies with youuuu! <333
-Kat
NEW RELEASE: By Rude Strength
If you don’t have anything nice to say…
LA Holmes has never had anything nice to say and he’s not starting now.
He’s fought tooth and nail to get where he is and he’s not about to change his wicked ways just because things have gotten a little complicated. It doesn’t matter if his body is a wreck, his career has imploded, or that his love life is in complete shambles. He is not going to give up. He is not going to quit fighting. He is not going to show any weakness…
Except for that random visit to a magic shop when he was feeling a tiny bit desperate, but reallywhat was the worst that could happen?
A magical monster being bound to him for eternity, that’s what.
LA is now stuck with Cass, a snarky gentle giant of a beast who is supposed to be the answer to his problems. All Cass wants to do, however, is cuddle and bake cakes and talk about feelings. His ideas are ridiculous and frustrating, and LA refuses to listen to his stupid plans. LA can’t let himself be distracted by a handsome monster when he has so much at stake and letting his guard down could cost him everything…
Cass promises LA a lifetime of happiness if he’s willing to give in, but can LA find the strength to surrender?
By Rude Strength is a standalone MM romance novel as part of the multi-author collaboration Tales from the Tarot. This book is based on the major arcana card Strength.
NEW PREORDER: 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 4!
Explore this collection of thirteen unique tales inspired by two-sentence horror stories with torturously titillating heat, from naughty beasts to lascivious demons, terrifyingly corrupted fiends, and a new host of wicked frights to keep you up at night.
-A man decides to take an old flame out for a date in hopes of rekindling their romance, but his beau has a monstrous secret to reveal.
-Confirming a romantic partner’s infidelity is always heartbreaking, but the identity of this unfaithful man’s lover is truly horrifying.
-A young man enjoying a quiet trip to the great outdoors has his solitude interrupted when a curious cryptid decides to come say hello.
-Being trapped alone in an elevator is bad, but being trapped and then discovering you’re not as alone as you thought you were is worse.
…And many more!
COMING THIS HALLOWEEN!!! 10-31-2024!!!
You can preorder the ebook or paperback right meowww at a special discounted price for a limited time! <333
NEW RELEASE: Kraken My Heart
It’s just Ted’s luck that he meets the love of his life while covered in the blood of a murder victim.
Funeral worker Ted Sturm has a foul mouth, a big heart, and a knack for communicating with the dead. Unfortunately the dead don’t make very good friends, and Ted’s only living pal, his roommate, just rescued a strange cat who’s determined to make his life even more miserable. This cat is more than he seems, and soon Ted finds himself in an alternate dimension… and on top of a dead body.
When Ted is accused of murder, his only ally in a strange world full of powerful magical beings calling for his head is King Grell, a sarcastic, randy, catlike immortal with impressive abilities… and anatomy. The two soon find themselves at the center of a cosmic conspiracy and surrounded by dangerous enemies. But with Ted’s special skills and Grell’s magic, they have a chance to get to the bottom of the mystery and save Ted. There’s just one problem: Ted’s got to resist Grell’s aggressive advances… and he isn’t sure he wants to.
Killer Queen: NOW ON AMAZON!
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲-𝐭𝐰𝐨.
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲-𝐭𝐰𝐨.
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞: 𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲.
𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦…
𝐎𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧.
NEW RELEASE: Killer Queen
𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭.
𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐇𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲-𝐭𝐰𝐨.
𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐎𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞: 𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲.
𝐑𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦…
𝐎𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧.
𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝟐𝟏𝐤~ 𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬. 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 HERE!
