FREE Holiday Short Story!

That’s right! I have a FREE short story out for the holidays! Oh, but this is not any ordinary warm and fuzzy holiday tale. This is the story of a cannibal who’s obsessed with Christmas, and it is probably the craziest thing I’ve ever written. All you gotta do to score your free copy is sign up for my newsletter! The download link will be in your welcome email! ^_^

Egor Soska and his gang of thieves stumble onto the quant mountain town of Hollytown to lay low after a big score, but the local obsession with Christmas perfection and television tropes may turn deadly if the right storyline is not followed.

ATTENTION: The following story includes cannibalism, murder, very bad jokes, and explicit sexual content. If this material may upset or offend you, please do not read this book.

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