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Hello, darlings! Me and Mozzarus Scout are up today to share our Tinsel & Tentacles 2.0 cover with you guys! Behold! Our amazing cover by the fabulous Delaney Rain! <333

Ozzie Silverman is doing his best to prepare for the holiday season, but it’s not easy being a grumpy witch who despises everyone outside his immediate family. He has to prepare for the Winter Solstice, get in some last minute shopping, survive his aunt’s dreadful fruitcake, help out the intergalactic tentacle being—

Wait, what?

Tuesday is a bubbly and chaotic alien who’s on the run across the universe from his ex-boyfriend, a malicious conqueror of worlds who’s hellbent on them getting back together. Tuesday desperately needs a place to hide, and his unique charm is impossible for Ozzie to resist.

Plus Ozzie can’t say no to a cute face—even one with hot pink tentacles.

Things heat up as Tuesday melts Ozzie’s prickly defenses, but even the magic of the season might not be enough to save them when Tuesday’s crazy ex announces he’s coming to visit Earth on the twenty-fifth of December. Time is running out and Ozzie is desperate to protect Tuesday, but he might have to do something even more impossible than defeating an homicidal alien overlord:

Bring an alien home for Christmas dinner.

**𝟭𝟮-𝟬𝟵-𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟰**

𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗡𝗢𝗪

COVER REVEAL DAY! Check out our amazing cover by the super talented Amanda Meuwissen! Eeee just a few more weeks until 13 Days of Monster F#cking: Volume 4 is hereeee! Keep your eyes peeled for exclusive teasers coming to Kat’s Hot Dog Shack: Now With Extra Mozz! later today as we count down to the days to our Halloween release!

Preorder now at a special discounted price! <333

PREORDER HERE

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Explore this collection of thirteen unique tales inspired by two-sentence horror stories with torturously titillating heat, from naughty beasts to lascivious demons, terrifyingly corrupted fiends, and a new host of wicked frights to keep you up at night.

-A man decides to take an old flame out for a date in hopes of rekindling their romance, but his beau has a monstrous secret to reveal.

-Confirming a romantic partner’s infidelity is always heartbreaking, but the identity of this unfaithful man’s lover is truly horrifying.

-A young man enjoying a walk with his dog finds himself trapped in a strange time loop with an even stranger fiend who never wants to let him go.

-Being trapped alone in an elevator is bad, but being trapped and then discovering you’re not as alone as you thought you were is worse.

…And many more!

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This is a limited special edition hardcover book of Cold Hard Cash produced by Bright Side Candles as part of their Marriage of Convenience Box. Each book has gold foil front and back, pretty sprayed edges, and a gorgeous custom interior! 

I have very limited quantities available for purchase and once they’re gone, that’s it! Grab ’em while you can! <333

PURCHASE NOW