Look at ’em all. I still can’t quite believe it, but I did it. The series is back out in the world with new amazing art by the incredible Poppypari, hardcover editions are in the works, and I am just… stunned. It wasn’t easy getting here, not by any means hahaaa, but I wanted to take a moment to thank all of my friends, fam, and fans.
Sloane Beaumont has pitted himself against ancient gods, murderous cultists, and cursed magic. Now he’s facing off against the most powerful threat yet: one of his own friends.
Elliam Sturm has always had mysterious abilities. Most recently he’s used them to bring new life to his ghoul boyfriend’s rotting body. However, the true source of his power has been finally revealed and may drive him to destroy the universe in an eons-old cycle of violence and death.
For the first time since his parents’ murder, Sloane is happy with his husband, Loch, their daughter, and their growing extended and immortal family. He can’t let Ell destroy that… or himself. Desperate to save Ell from his own fated corruption and to prevent the destruction of existence as they know it, Sloane will have to travel to new worlds, raise a magical army, and fight to protect the life he and Loch have worked so hard to build in one final epic battle.
It’s hard to have a love life when you don’t have a pulse.
All that changes for Fred Wilder when he meets Elliam Sturm a few weeks after Sloane Beaumont first becomes a Starkiller and kills a god. As a ghoul, Fred Wilder needs very specialized medicine to combat his constantly rotting body. As a thief, Fred needs that body in good condition. Fortunately for him, Ell does the impossible: brings new life to Fred’s dead flesh.
Just being around Ell makes Fred feel alive for the first time since his untimely demise. He’s so charmed by Ell’s bright personality and shared love of obscure fantasy that he doesn’t think twice about the source of Ell’s power. But this is Archersville, so their blossoming romance is threatened by a dangerous painting that could awaken an ancient god who could destroy the world. Now the fate of billions hinges on Fred completing a daring heist.
This is the personal private property of Oleander Logue! This terrifically tentacular tome is full of my notes and sketches, and it tells all about the super secret stuff going on in Archersville! TOP SECRET! NO PEEKING! Unless you really want to. And say pretty please. Then it’s okay.
Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus is an exciting illustrated guide that details the magical world of the Sucker For Love Mysteries universe. Get to know the colorful members of the Super Secret Sages’ Club, treat yourself to a special Sagittarian horoscope reading from Ollie himself, or dive into the curious history of the ancient Sages and their numerous tentacled gods. This guide has everything from a comprehensive list of Sagittarian deities to never-before-published information about the Sages’ many rituals and holidays, plus multiple recipes for food and drinks featured throughout this unique series, There might even be a secret or two lurking between the pages… but the only way to find them is to start reading.
WARNING: This illustrated guide contains spoilers for the Sucker For Love Mysteries. Read after SFL #7: Insquidious Devotion to avoid potential plot reveals and character secrets!
Sloane and Loch are on their way to a mysterious crime scene when an old god named Cleus attacks. It’s the latest in a long list of potentially apocalyptic crises, and that’s not a coincidence. While some people just want to watch the world burn, local cultists are determined to strike the match. If their plan to awaken an evil god succeeds, they’ll get their wish.
With victims magically drowning left and right and the revelation that the old gods are real leading the public into mass panic, Sloane and Loch must gather their friends and family—and a shady local gangster—to solve the mystery and defeat new dangers. But the biggest threat may be one they never saw coming…
People talk about the marriage of true minds, but Alexander doesn’t think this is what they meant.
After a cruel experiment binds him to the soul of Rota, an old god, Alexander has one mission: find Rota’s body. Having a godly boyfriend is great, but it would be better to have one that he could actually touch. Unfortunately, even Alexander’s ability to command Rota’s divine power hasn’t helped.
A rare book of poetry may finally provide the answer. The expertise they need translating it brings them to Oleander Logue, a young man with plenty of problems that seem at odds with his cheerful nature. Ollie is happy to help, but he’s in trouble with a gangster who demands that Alexander and Rota solve a series of murders first.
Newlyweds Sloane and Loch are eagerly expecting their first child, though for Sloane that excitement is tempered by pregnancy side effects. Carrying a god’s baby would be enough to deal with, especially with the whole accelerated gestation thing, but it’s not like Sloane can take maternity leave. He works for himself as a private investigator. Which leads him to his next case.
At least this strange new mystery distracts him from the stress of constant puking.
When two priests are murdered within hours of each other, a woman named Daphne hires Sloane and Loch to track down the prime suspect—her brother—before the police do. Between untangling a conspiracy of lies and greed, going toe-to-toe with a gangster, and stealing a cat, they hardly have time to decorate a nursery.
That’s right! It’s exactly what it says on the tin — I have two new releases available for direct purchase on my Shopify store! These were both part of charity antho’s last year and now they’re free to get on out there into the world for everyone’s reading pleasure. As always, mind the content warnings and happy reading!
Blue Harris is a troubled young man with a dark secret looking for a ride to carry him a little farther down the road. Bardulf Bishop is happy to provide a lift, but he has a secret of his own hidden beneath his charming smile. Blue doesn’t think much of it. He’s certain he can handle whatever Bishop wants to throw at him…
That is, until he discovers that Bishop’s twisted little secret?
Is the same as his own.
This 10k novella contains graphic content and taboo themes. Full list of CW’s are listed here.
All Micah wants to do on his winter break from college is relax, enjoy time with his family—not his brother, that guy’s a jerk—and play a new computer game. It’s supposed to be terrifying, so much that no one’s been able to survive for a straight twenty-four hours. Micah does love a challenge, but…
What he doesn’t know is that the game wants to play with him too.
This 13k novella contains graphic content and taboo themes. Full list of CW’s are listed here.
Oh! And don’t forget — The first THREE books of the Sucker For Love Mysteries are also available for direct purchase from my website! From now on, each title will spend 90 days in Amazon’s KU before being removed for wide distribution to other platforms including Kobo Plus! <333
The following story contains discussion of murder and people nomming, attempted murder, and intense sexual scenes with the playing of breath and blood, orgasm denial, e-stimulation, and verbal degradation.
This was not an easy decision for us to make, but we will not be attending either Read the Rainbow or Monsterotica. We will be cancelling both cons due to things completely out of our control. Please know that we would be there if we could.
If you preordered books and goodies for either of these events, we will be in touch soon with a sign/shop offer so you still have chance to get them. We know it’s not the same as meeting us in person, and we are sincerely sorry.
We hope to see you guys at other conventions in the future!