Month: October 2022

HOLY CRAP GRL WAS CRAZY WONDERFUL AND I AM EXHAUSTED! I got to meet so many awesome people and friends and fans and more! It was a wild ride from start to finish, and I am gonna nap foreverrr! Now! To the sign shippy stuff!

I am offering a limited time event to order paperbacks at GRL prices because I ran out of titles and some didn’t arrive in time to make it to the convention. Use the handy dandy form below to order signed books from me to you!

Orders will close and PayPal invoices will go out October 28th! Payment will be due November 4th so I can order the books! Thank you so much! <333

SIGN & SHIP ORDER FORM HERE

WOOHOO! YES it is finally here! Virtuous Sinners: Pure Silence is LIVE!

PLEASE NOTE: The full content warnings did not publish with the final book, and there are also some random typos that you may notice. I apologize for these errors, but a corrected version of the manuscript has been uploaded and should hopefully update soon. As far as the content warnings go, I am just gonna copy/paste what I wrote in my last blog when I first realized this was gonna be an issue! XD

The fun thing about ‘Zon is that you have a few days before every release where the book is “locked” and cannot be edited. This is the best time to find errors. XD XD XD

WARNINGS:
Please be advised that this book contains elements of extremely dubious consent, explicitly mature scenes, blasphemous interpretations of scripture, and instances of violence. If such material may offend or upset you, please don’t read this book.

Look, let’s be real. This is a book about a serial killer. It’s gonna be weird. It’s gonna be dark. After two fluffy releases, my mind reset into dark effed up land. So. In addition to the above, the MC gets drugged and handcuffed inside his own home by our sweet little murder muffin, the MC later performs fellatio on murder muffin while he kills someone, and there is one instance of watersports (it’s more about “marking” than what I would truly say is waterplay, but meh there you go!).

If you read these warnings and say fuck yeah I want some of that? ENJOY! XD

If you read these, say crap no, and go mess yourself up with my weird book…

Well, you probably shouldn’t touch fire either, just FYI. ^^;;

Hello, darlings! The paperbacks for In Darkness and Dank are now LIVE! FINALLYYY! The page for the paperback has not fully linked to the ebook page yet because Amazon lol, but you should be able to click this link HERE to grab one! Thank you so much for your patience! <333

I’m not sure if I’m going to run into these same issues with Pure Silence, but uhhh let’s just keep our fingers and toes crossed, pretty please! XD

If you’re wondering why this is here and not in the book, that would be because the silly author did not paste the right set of warnings into the front matter document before getting it formatted. In other words, I done goofed. Unfortunately, the book is locked as the release is only three days away so I can’t change anything, and I wanted to make an effort to give approps warnings for the content. XD

Please refer to this post for a full list of content warnings:

WARNINGS:
Please be advised that this book contains elements of extremely dubious consent, explicitly mature scenes, blasphemous interpretations of scripture, and instances of violence. If such material may offend or upset you, please don’t read this book.

Look, let’s be real. This is a book about a serial killer. It’s gonna be weird. It’s gonna be dark. After two fluffy releases, my mind reset into dark effed up land. So. In addition to the above, the MC gets drugged and handcuffed inside his own home by our sweet little murder muffin, the MC later performs fellatio on murder muffin while he kills someone, and there is one instance of watersports (it’s more about “marking” than what I would truly say is waterplay, but meh there you go!).

If you read these warnings and say fuck yeah I want some of that? ENJOY! XD

If you read these, say crap no, and go mess yourself up with my weird book…

Well, you probably shouldn’t touch fire either, just FYI. ^^;;

Completed Projects

Stargazing With A Ghost: Available Now!

In Darkness and Dank: Available Now!

Pure Silence: PREORDER LIVE! Coming 10/06/2022

Insquidious Devotion: PREORDER LIVE! Coming 11/08/2022!

Craqueue Mon Coeur: PREORDER LIVE! Coming 11/08/2022!

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Current Projects

An Inkredible Love -15/15 (Editing for submission FINALLYI MEAN IT THIS TIME I SWEAR I PROMISEEEEE ITS HAPPENINGGGG)

Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus – (Accepted! Awaiting editing!)

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Future Projects 2022

13 Days of Monster F#cking Vol. 2 (10/31/2022) ???

13 Days of Monsters Making Love (???) (2/14/23?)

Sucker For Love: #9 (???)

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Ramblings/Drabbles/BLEGH

Happy October, my darlings!

WOOO I JUST GOT MY FIRST ORANGE BANNER ON IN DARKNESS AND DANK FOR BEING THE #1 NEW RELEASE IN LGBTQ+ HORROR! AHHHH!

But whew yeah you should go check that out and the rest of the amazing Monsters & Mayhem Series! I am so very proud of myself for finallyyyy snagging a nifty cool orange banner, and the fact that it was on a monster love story just makes it even better. <333

Don’t forget that Stargazing With A Ghost is live too! This is my entry in the Haunted Love collaborative series, a collection of books that all feature a romance between a man and a ghost! Mine is about a ghost and a medium, and it’s adorably fluffy with lots of steamy ghostly sexy times! <333

Next month will be my entry in the Virtuous Sinners collab series, Pure Silence! You can still preorder this title before it releases 10/6/2022! This is a steamy and weird sexy dark romance between a retired wrestler and a serial killer. After writing a few fluffy things, it was nice to write something effed up again! XD

As promised in my last blog, now it’s TIME FOR MONSTERS! >:D

Counting down the days to Halloween, I will post 13 delicious teasers for 13 Days of Monster F#cking Volume 2! This book will probably not be ready in time for an actual Halloween release, BUT you will be able to read the sexy teasers in my FB group for free!

Like last year, these will be inspired by two sentence horror stories, but there will be no fluffy stories for this batch. Fluffy sweet monsters will have a new home in the upcoming 13 Days of Monsters Making Love coming in 2023 while Monster F#cking is ONLY going to be bad naughty monsters from now on.

It should be no surprise that 13DMF will be released exclusively on Smashwords. ^^;;

I am also finally getting An Inkredible Love ready to submit! Yes, I’ve said that before, but I mean it this time! This is Sucker For Love Mystery #8, and yes, it’s been maybe done for a tiny little while… cough cough BUT LOOK then I got super swamped trying to get all my collab WIP’s done. Now that they are done and happy and either have been released on the world or are about to be, it’s almost time return to Sucker For Love land! <333

I will probably get Inkredible Love done in between working on 13 Days of Monsters, and when Monsters is done, I plan to spend the rest of 2022 focusing on all things tentacles!

Don’t forget that Insquidious Devotion (SFL #7) is coming November 8th! The French translation of Kraken My Heart (SFL #2), Craqueue Mon Coeur, will also be coming out November 8th! Editing for Ollie’s Octrageously Official Omnibus has not yet begun, but I will hopefully have a release date to share soon!

I have some bonus content to write for #7 and #8, and then I also going to write the mini-series for Jay and Asta that I was promising to do like forever ago. Especially with events that take place in SFL #7, I have a pretty strong feeling that readers are going to wonder what happened to them and wanna know the dirt!

I may include an epilogue that’s post-#7, so maybe it all works out that I hadn’t written it yet?? XD XD XD

After that, it’s TIME FOR THE LAST SUCKER FOR LOVE BOOK! This will be the final book for Sloane and Loch, and it will be the last book of the series. Yes, there will also be a bonus scene for this one. I’ll write that later, shhh. I am so very happy that I am finally going to finish a series. Yes, it’s sad to say goodbye to my special tentacle boys, but eeee it’s time to move on. <333

I have so many other ideas I’ve been dying to get to, including a few in the Sucker For Love universe, and agh I just wanna finally COMPLETE A SERIES MAYBE!?!!!??

No, I have not forgotten about Cold Hard Cash. I can feel you eyeballing me, mafia fans. Don’t worry! 2023 is gonna be my gangster year, I promise. I will be writing an untitled standalone novel about a member of Cold’s fam, the final book for Jimmy and Cold, and then I have two more sexy fun mafia-themed projects that I cannot wait to share you youuuuu guys! EEP!

Beyond that… uh…

Robots?! XD XD XD

MAYBE?

WHO KNOWS!

As always, you can check out my Patreon to see my latest WIP progress, bonus content, cover reveals, and more! Thank you guys for everything! I could not do this without your support and love for my work! <333

Happy reading, darlings!

-Kat