Nautilus Than Perfect is LIVE!

It’s finally here! WOO! Go grab your copy of Nautilus Than Perfect right now!

Detective Elwood Q. Chase has ninety-nine problems, and the unexpected revelation that his partner is a god is only one of them.

Chase has been in love with Benjamin Merrick for years and has resigned himself to a life of unrequited pining. But when they run afoul of a strange cult, Merrick’s secret identity as Gordoth the Untouched slips out… and so do Chase’s feelings. The timing can’t be helped, but now Merrick thinks Chase only cares about him because he’s a god.

Even more unfortunately, it turns out the cultists want to perform a ritual to end the world. Chase’s mission to convince Merrick his feelings predate any divine revelations takes a back seat to a case tangled with murder and lies, but Chase doesn’t give up. Once he finds out there’s a chance Merrick feels the same way, he digs in his heels. Suddenly he’s trying to court a god and save the world at the same time. What could possibly go wrong?


Writing All The Things

Completed Projects

Strapped For Cash: Available Now!

Head Over Tentacles: Available Now!

Nautilus Than Perfect: October 26th, 2021

Just Calamarried: ACCEPTED! Editing in Progress!

A Quick Buck: ACCEPTED! Editing / November 19th, 2021~


Current Projects

13 Days of Monster F!cking: 7/13 (writing)

Our Shellfish Desires: 15/15 (editing for submission)

Love Included, Heart Not Required (in beta)


Future Projects

Sucker For Love: #7, #9

Cold Hard Cash #5

That Half-Brother Guy


Gods (Untitled) #1 – #5

And The Stars Went Red

The Yawn Of Churchyards

Gay AF Supernatural (Untitled)



Hello, my darlings! I hope everyone is having a fabulously spooky October so far! I’ve been crazy busy, and I can’t wait to share all the exciting book news with you guys!

Real quick tho! I want to apologize to anyone who has tried to reach me through the message feature on my “About Me” page and did not receive a reply. I did not realize that pretty much every email that is created through that application ends up in my spam folder which I confess I do not regularly check. I have also apparently been having issues when people try to reply to me through the newsletter because that’s like a 50/50 crap shoot of ALSO going into my spam folder. I’ve tried to contact everyone whose messages I was able to find, and I am sincerely sorry to anyone I might have missed! I LOVE hearing from fans, and I am so very sorry about the mess! I have now set all the messages to go to a different email, and I am hoping this fixes the problem.

Okay. Now for all the fun book things!

Don’t forget Nautilus Than Perfect is still up for preorder and will be coming out 10-26-21! Less than two weeks to go! This is #4 in my Sucker For Love series, and it is packed full of sexy tentacle goodness! I’ve begun editing Just Calamarried (#5) with my publisher, and I’m expecting a release date early next year. I have completed the rough draft of Our Shellfish Desires (#6), and I am hoping to submit that by the end of the month. That only leaves TWO books to write for this series (#7 and #9 since I already wrote #8 forever ago), and I am really excited about finally finishing it.

Don’t fret, my tentacle pets. Even after I finish Sucker For Love, I am still going to write more books set in the magical city of Archersville. I may take a wee bit of a break, but I am still planning to write the Hidden World series, a collection of books that will follow Jay, Asta, Sullivan Stoker, and many more including lots of new characters!

And yes, for those keeping track of my rambling, I know I said that Jay and Asta were going to have their own mini-series. They probably mostly likely still will. However, I’ve noticed how often readers mention them in reviews, SO it would behoove me to take note and probably do a little something more with these boys. They would fit in well with the Hidden World plot I have planned, but I do worry about using them as MC’s since Asta doesn’t have tentacles.

For a series all about tentacles, that’s a problem. *cough*Kraken My Heart*coughcough*. Which is why I was going to create the Jay/Asta mini-series as its own separate thing to read through like Book Funnel or something. I’m still thinking it over, but I’m very wary of making the same mistake twice. But hey! I still have to get through the rest of Sucker For Love first! Whew!

Up next is #7, another Sloane and Loch book! I haven’t done diddly on it because of the ten million other things I’m working on, but I expect to start the rough draft before the end of the year.

One of the ten million things happens to be a collection of short stories I will be sharing counting down the days to Halloween: 13 Days of Monster F!cking! This is a monster fucker’s wet dream with everything from ghosts, werewolves, shadow demons, and–you guessed it–monsters with big ol’ tentacles. I will be posting the stories for free in my FB Group starting October 19th although my very lucky Patreon peeps have already been enjoying the sexy monster goodness!

My plan is to take all thirteen shorts, edit them, make them extra filthy, and release them in December for a spooky little Christmas! While I finish those up, my other writing has paused (except for publisher edits), and I’m over halfway done! YAY! I think it is worth mentioning that the final story, the one I plan to release on Halloween, will star Jimmy and Boss Cold. So, even if you’re not into monsters, you might enjoy Jimmy and Cold having a very fun Halloween! XD

Speaking of my CHC boys, let’s talk mafia stuff! Editing has begun on A Quick Buck, and my publisher is looking at November 19th as a potential release date. This has not been fully confirmed, but they’ve been kind enough to work with me so this book’s release doesn’t collide with Nautilus sooo that’s the date we’re eyeballing. The title may also change, so don’t be surprised if something different pops up later. It’s still the same book, just a new name.

I am still planning something naughty with Cold’s maybe possibly long lost brother and a member of the Luchesi family, but I am not sure when I am going to write it. As usual. I know, I’m awful. I’ve discussed in other blogs that it’s difficult for me switching between the modern world of CHC and the magical land of Sucker For Love, and I am SO CLOSE to finishing SFL. Plus, I already have outlines for the remaining SFL books.

I know a lot of you don’t care for tentacle or monster things so you won’t be interested in most of these upcoming stories. I ask for your patience while I try to finish Sucker For Love and my Halloween collection, and I will do my best to get new mafia sexiness out to you as soon as I can. In addition to the book for Cold’s sort of maybe brother, I still need to write the last Cold Hard Cash book for Jimmy and Boss Cold. My brain has refused to cooperate, and I dare wonder sometimes if it’s my subconscious way of refusing to say goodbye to them, LOL.

I also have that robot book that has been haunting my dreams… but I’m going to ignore it. Not really, but agh, I got myself into a mess because I wanted to write the Halloween shenanigans before moving on to anything else. I’m in a bit of a hole with what I want to do versus how much time I actually have, but I am doing my very best to get everything sorted and keep making fun and sexy books for you all to enjoy.

So, my tentative plan for the rest of 2021 is to finish the Halloween shorts while working on edits with my publishers, edit Shellfish to submit, THEN I will finally maybe work on my robot book while also editing aforementioned Halloween shorts to release for a spooky Christmas. After that, if my brain is not complete goo, I will start on the next Sucker For Love book and maybe plot some new CHC world adventures.

Wish me luck! And send wine. Lots of wine.

Take care and stay safe!